I should embroider tiny letters on my hat so it reads "Not into the A's but I dig this hat"

I still wear my old faded A's hat because it actually fits my weird head but I wish it was a Ballers hat. Gotta upgrade that eventually.

I always have trouble finding it. At my Safeway it's by the butter and sour cream and refrigerated pickles.

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A share of merch sales will go to the Sandy Hook families, which will be the first time they get any money since they filed this lawsuit eight years ago.

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Safeway has that! I have like two mini bricks left if you want them 🧡

I'm not joking when I say mRNA technology is more important than "AI" and it's a tragedy we're throwing billions into one while our government is aggressively defunding the other.

It was the first one I got too, it was just right there

Every one is a setting sun

Thank you for sharing this, I had no idea! How wonderful. 🥹

Creative play from my local team 🫣

I know that the New Farm having an event this Saturday with bands, from 1:30-7pm. So something exists there but I haven't seen it myself.

Welcome back! 🍟

My son has seen Dead Poets Society so now he just watches until Neil finishes the play. They start a poetry club, Neil discovers acting, Todd comes out of his shell, the two nerds build a radio, Knox clumsily pursues a girl, the play is a hit, the end! Nothing else happens. Fun little period piece.

honestly the best news I've seen all day

Chicago to Eugene OR, then Portland, Seattle, Vancouver, and Whistler, and finally straight home to Chicago. Spring break of 2001.

There should be a little spot on it that you can hit with a proton torpedo. Like when you used to bullseye womp rats in your T-16 back home.

I saw them play once and thought they sucked. I'm with you amigo.

Happy birthday, Lucy! Have fun at the match! ⚽️❤️

That's fantastic

Arsenal won, Bay FC won, and the Oakland Roots won. Fun day to be a soccer fan. ❤️⚽️

Max Dowman becomes the youngest goalscorer in Premier League history.

I am in a Talking Heads cover band, and our next gig is a child's birthday party

A baked potato with sour cream, cheddar cheese, hot sauce. And chives.

My favorite part of baked potato night is eating all the toppings off the potato and then adding a second round of toppings.

These are really cool! Great job

I also did the magazine track in school! And I got to work on a few but the heyday was definitely over. Class of 01.

My dog Buddy Queso, a medium sized mixed breed with white fur and black ears and half a face of black fur, smiling in the sunshine on the beach at Crissy Field. The Golden Gate Bridge is out of focus behind him.

SO nice out today. 🩷

So do I! josiegirlblog.com/2023/02/22/c...

That sounds so good! I have a recipe for a salt-and-vinegar charred cabbage that I've been meaning to try

Why did this make my cry?! Love Bukayo ❤️🤍