Wait... "smaller"?! When I last saw 'em, it was at the ElCo.

Lo, there do I see my father. 'Lo, there do I see my mother, and my sisters, and my brothers.
Lo, there do I see the line of my people back to the beginning.
Lo, they do call to me.
They bid me take my place among them.
In the halls of Valhalla where the brave may live forever.

(Trump’s blasphemous image as Jesus, but with Star Trek characters, and Dr McKoy instead of Trump) Damn it, Jim. I'm a doctor, not a Messiah!

It's a different vibe. I miss hanging with my own parents.

It's some short-sighted bulls***, if you ask me.

a woman in a nun costume is standing next to a man . Alt: Leia from 'Rogue One' saying "hope."

What you bring us:

Building a Community Privacy Plan Everyone's security plans and situations will always be different, which is why we often say that security and privacy are a state of mind, not a purchase. But the first step is always taking a look

Using secure messaging services for all communications and considering what content you post on social media are just two easy ways to build an online space that feels as free and safe as speaking with those closest to us in the offline world. www.eff.org/deeplinks/2...

I mean, *I* wouldn't visit us...

🤔

a little girl is sitting in front of a bed with the word duh written on her face . Alt: a little girl is sitting in front of a bed with the word duh written on her face .

Uh, yeah.

Board game? How's it work?

We thought AI would make us doubt images, but it's even worse than that.

Any semblance of formal language now receives unfair scrutiny. It's anti-intellectualism at its peak.

And don't get me started on how this especially discriminates autistic people, who very often speak like that.

I know the tweet is Al generated when they use " ," before and.

“I will NOT sacrifice the Oxford comma. We've made too many compromises already; too many retreats. They assimilate the em dash and we fall back. They capture ‘not just X but y’ and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further!”

Why did I just hear this in Dwight Schrute's voice?

Where condescension meets passive-aggressive, there you'll find me cracking wise.

University Bridge stuck in air

Doctor Called After University Bridge Stuck in Upright Position for Over 4 Hours: tinyurl.com/33ebvjzu

It wasn't until I was well into my 40's that I realized I had been peeling bananas from the wrong end.

So what you're saying is that he's actually a horse expert?

What he sought ain't what he got.

That’s one hell of a cover…..

Ah, for f***s sake...

Thanx! And also thanx for the link!

Can't quite make it out -what's the stick?

You, my friend, are a REAL patriot -not those other chucklef***s.

Tom Baker for Monarch of the Glen. #TomBaker #DoctorWho #FourthDoctor

I've always been confused about the left turn that Dig Dug 2 took after its predecessor. This explained a lot.

If we weren't already in Hell, I know I'd be headed there.

Bob Oblong from the cartoon series 'The Oblongs'

The police also released a sketch artist's rendering of the suspect:

Quadruple amputee, professional cornhole player faces murder charges A professional cornhole player and quadruple amputee has been formally charged with murder and multiple related offenses in connection with a deadly shooting that occurred in Charles County on March 2...

I can't make this shit up.

Quadruple amputee, professional cornhole player faces murder charges

www.fox13seattle.com/news/quadrup...

Caption: Gas prices aren't THAT high. Then picture of a gas pumps with celebrites known for supporting recreationcal drugs showing the various levels of gasoline octane.

When I spit out my lunch laughing, I have to share. It's the rules.