Paisley Park by Prince is a beautiful true story about a pop star who buys a private estate and turns it into a personal paradise and starts to wonder if maybe the goodness of Paisley Park can redeem souls and provide holy sanctuary and even counterbalance some of the suffering in the world
Absolutely brutal line
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1. Cloreen Bacon Skin
2. Purple Rain
3. Raspberry Beret
4. Paisley Park
5. Let's Go Crazy
traveling whaleburys
a bear vacuuming a floor as a japanese salaryman looks on in terror
found out about the manga kuma gurashi which is like those ones where a manic pixie dream girl comes into a salaryman's life and starts doing all his domestic chores for him to heal his heart except in this one it's a realistically drawn bear and the salaryman is terrified on every single page
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Everyone goes through the exact same experience of learning hard, uncomfortable truths as we leave childhood.
Some people never get over the shock of this, and spend the rest of their lives assuming, for no good reason, that all truth must therefore be harsh.
Anyway, that Palantir guy is a twat.
Palantir publishing the anti-life equation and the media just being like hmm interesting equation we should broadcast this everywhere
i've invented an alternative to hitting your face with a hammer. It's called personalitymaxxxing and it's about being nice to people
Plant type. Don't know why.
The American spelling of belabour does not look right at all
Oh man this should be great for him. Voters love it when you desperately cling on to power.
Drop leg bags for girls
Literally do not understand why this isn't a thing
Graffiti: How many beautiful, kind people have I killed just by paying my taxes
I think about this a lot
I vaguely remember a late 80s/early 90s kids TV adaptation
The only reason to join the Labour party is to cultivate and harvest garmonbozia from the suffering of the living
Who is the PM the quote is referring to?
Imagining something like this
It's weird that Britain as we know it will be gone after the impending collapse of the AMOC and yet British people either don't know about it or don't believe in climate change
You can tell the training data is full of promotional material
"This account posts too many cat photos" - a sentence never uttered
To be fair to Trump it was quite smart to open the strait of Hormuz by trying to blockade it, on the assumption that everything he tries goes spectacularly wrong
Wonderful!
Haha fantastic. I choose to believe that's Alan Moore Bananaman at the back.
Looking forward to the inevitable Bananapoint storyline where Bananaman meets the golden age Bananaman. Assume this will lead to some sort of Infinite Banana Crisis.
Everything I knew about this lad I learned against my will in the last week or so
I don't see what the fuss is/was about Clavicular, it's not like he was convincing children to hit themselves in the face with hammers or anything
