Are you kidding? She has you mixed up with some other person she doesn't remember.

"He's that one. You know, that movie I don't like."
"You're mixing him up with that other person you don't like in that other movie you don't like."
"Was he in that film where he died at the end?"
"No, that was the first guy. The second one lived. But you didn't like either film."

He's TACO man!

You spewed forth the shit, now you get to wallow in it.

Even Freddy Kruger would go, "Boy, talk about scary ugly!"

So, will he write a book? "I Was Led Astray"? I actually can't wait for it, as it will be the first book to bypass traditional bookstore sales and subsequent remaindering and go directly to the shredder.

Break out the Depends!

I always commented that he didn't need to have make-up applied.

I prefer "The Sumbitch of All Dead Bears", even over "A Clear and Present Brainworm".

Define 'excessive'. It's all perspective, right?

Don't forget the plate of Alien Heads (aka Brussel sprouts).

Did you have either the giant hanging ball light or the naked lady statue with the oil drips lamp? I mean, it was all part and parcel, right?

And bathe in it and wash your dishes and clothes and water your plants and lawn and have it in your swimming pool.

Now, please understand that I have no qualms about naming things after President Inepstein.

Any sewage treatment plant or chlamydia ward or garbage scow or toxic lake is quite fitting for his feces-riddled name.

Wow, if I wanted to get a shovel load of shit, I would have gone to a cattle ranch.

He has as much courage as German silver has silver (and just as phony).

No big loss for them.....

And it's virginal!

How wonderful; so, when half your force is down, shaking with ague or barfing their guts out ('cause the flu ain't nice), at that point, it is too fucking late.

Please explain to me again why a person whose military experience extends as far as his G.I. Joe action figures is running the Pentagon.

So, which is it: crocodile tears or the world's smallest violin?

I am sure that this moron has heard this phrase his entire life but "Tucker is a fucker."

The point is the deal was made, not what it contained.

It's like he made a sandwich, but it was a shit sandwich. Yes, he made lunch, but what is this?!!?

Isn't this an abrogation of duties and responsibilities? Then why was Big Head Todd appointed? Oh, right, to do THIS VERY THING!

OK, you senile orange coot, why don't you drag your crap-laden ass out of that chair and come down to do something about it!

And he could play basketball! "Game, Blouses."

Johnny Mnemonic!

Don't forget some of the other wars: to control his bowel movements, to get through dinner without slopping on himself, to put together a coherent sentence (that one is taking a bit longer to resolve.)

Oh, fuck, am I seeing Krinkle-Cut fries?

Do they buy so many houses and yachts and Rolex watches so when it does go tits up, they have assets to sell off?

I mean, last I checked, I can only live in one house at a time.

And do they have 20 Rolexes on their arms all at once?

Johnny Hooker: He's not as tough as he thinks.
Henry Gondorff: Neither are we.

(To the 'Mr. Ed' theme):

"A lie is a lie, oh my, oh my
Especially from the mouth of this guy
He doesn't know, so he just blows what ever is there"