you deserve some who brings *you* snacks! we can carefully prop open any doors to be sure, and leave way for any dashing snack-bringer to arrive

Accompanying a picture of Galadriel going sicko mode, being all tempestuous as the sea and shit: "A Brief Note ABout Sexism In Silicon Valley A Palantir cannot see the future: • It is basically a magical livestream • They were made by the Dunadein (men) • They can be tricked easily • The worst thing they do is wreck Pippin, that fool of a Took The Mirror of Galadriel can see the past, the present, and the future: • Shit predates Sauron • Made by elves, probably • You put that ring in it and game over • It can see futures that have not yet come to be So which did these dummies go with for their company name?"

Been annoyed by this for forever, even put it in my Securities Regulation slides

h-how many bands have you already started from joke skeets/tweets? 😰

they gotta cut those giant cheese wheels somehow

what the gal in the Carrie Underwood song should have done. any idiot can match paint scratches to your keys. a bear? gosh, what a coincidence, guess karma is real

this bear is obviously ready to defend a lady's honor against whatever blackguard might assail her

confident in his one sword, not kitted out with a small arsenal

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you gotta get some Little Golden Books and Dr Seuss to pump up the numbers

I'm not joking when I say mRNA technology is more important than "AI" and it's a tragedy we're throwing billions into one while our government is aggressively defunding the other.

splitting it in two, two, two, two
#cliqueart

locks are probably rusted, might break with a good hammer strike or kick. unless the locks are enchanted, then I'll not take chances and bring my own treats

looks good, has big pockets! as is our right!

You deserve happiness & nice things.
You deserve enchanted slacks & some cool new boots.
You deserve to share boozy milkshakes with the old forest gods at the abandoned drive-in movie theater off the highway.
You know the one.

a fearsome opponent 🥰

can I just concede to you? 🤣

🥰 love you amy!

hey my darling Vermonters: "for fans of SUPERNATURAL and DOCTOR WHO"
(ahem)

partial solution: @facelabels.bsky.social. mislabels some things but you can usually tell from context that it's ok to click

organ and flower sleeve i designed for katie. look at this thing!!!!

omg is that what it's like to not have anxiety? you can just forget you have emergency things and not constantly make sure they're charged?

the camera equivalent of the mic drop 💯

our guys 🥹

Fix your hearts or die.

that's a reasonable translation of some stuff Jesus said tbh

Not everything sucks.

Transgender discrimination is, by its very nature, sex discrimination. Discrimination based on sex is expressly prohibited under Montana’s unique Nondiscrimination Clause––“[n]either the state nor any person, firm, corporation, or institution shall discriminate on account of . . . sex . . . .” Thus, Article II, Section 4 is unequivocal in its intolerance for discrimination based on sex. Because sex discrimination involves a fundamental right under Article II, the appropriate level of judicial review is strict scrutiny. Snetsinger, ¶ 17. ¶28 Being transgender is also a suspect class under the Equal Protection Clause of Article II, Section 4,––“[n]o person shall be denied equal protection of the law.”

MONTANA SUPREME COURT: “Transgender discrimination is, by its very nature, sex discrimination,” and is subject to strict scrutiny under the Montana Constitution.

the kids are alright

Does anybody remember when teen pregnancy was a huge boogeyman of the right? They had all these purity dances and whatnot?

Pepperidge Farms remembers.

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first responders or other medical folks! will you be in Indianapolis next week? if yes, go do a cool thing!
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