splitting it in two, two, two, two
#cliqueart

locks are probably rusted, might break with a good hammer strike or kick. unless the locks are enchanted, then I'll not take chances and bring my own treats

looks good, has big pockets! as is our right!

You deserve happiness & nice things.
You deserve enchanted slacks & some cool new boots.
You deserve to share boozy milkshakes with the old forest gods at the abandoned drive-in movie theater off the highway.
You know the one.

a fearsome opponent 🥰

can I just concede to you? 🤣

🥰 love you amy!

hey my darling Vermonters: "for fans of SUPERNATURAL and DOCTOR WHO"
(ahem)

partial solution: @facelabels.bsky.social. mislabels some things but you can usually tell from context that it's ok to click

organ and flower sleeve i designed for katie. look at this thing!!!!

omg is that what it's like to not have anxiety? you can just forget you have emergency things and not constantly make sure they're charged?

the camera equivalent of the mic drop 💯

our guys 🥹

Fix your hearts or die.

that's a reasonable translation of some stuff Jesus said tbh

Not everything sucks.

Transgender discrimination is, by its very nature, sex discrimination. Discrimination based on sex is expressly prohibited under Montana’s unique Nondiscrimination Clause––“[n]either the state nor any person, firm, corporation, or institution shall discriminate on account of . . . sex . . . .” Thus, Article II, Section 4 is unequivocal in its intolerance for discrimination based on sex. Because sex discrimination involves a fundamental right under Article II, the appropriate level of judicial review is strict scrutiny. Snetsinger, ¶ 17. ¶28 Being transgender is also a suspect class under the Equal Protection Clause of Article II, Section 4,––“[n]o person shall be denied equal protection of the law.”

MONTANA SUPREME COURT: “Transgender discrimination is, by its very nature, sex discrimination,” and is subject to strict scrutiny under the Montana Constitution.

the kids are alright

Does anybody remember when teen pregnancy was a huge boogeyman of the right? They had all these purity dances and whatnot?

Pepperidge Farms remembers.

Participants needed! YouTube video by Electric Medic

first responders or other medical folks! will you be in Indianapolis next week? if yes, go do a cool thing!
youtube.com/shorts/vxDEd...

shoot, I forgot to register for this! guess I'll wait for the recording

I never doubted your abilities 😆

that's a heckin lot of protein! which presumably was the goal. and it counts bc it's all individually good things and not grease-and-salt bombs

This is one of the most efficient pieces of comedy writing I've ever read. Not a sentence is wasted. *chef's kiss*

it's not gonna judge you like a Volkswagen would

HIGHLY recommend reading Dr. Kate Bowler's "Everything Happens for a Reason... and Other Lies I've Loved" if you think you are not indoctrinated with prosperity theology and that it's a small sect. She's the expert historian on the subject who even had to confront it in herself!

the previous decade was the story of the destruction of indexes and categorical lists in favor of search. Just gets dumber and dumber until we're not allowed to know anything at all

so when I said you deserve to date someone as fabulous as you...

j/k have fun! 💛

A bunny with thick glasses does taxes late at night, with a small calculator beside them and a pen in their hand. Both forms and receipts are scattered around them. A cat nibbles their W-2 form

Daily bunny no.3286 is getting their refund

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