get him out of here Forever!! go throw an interception to a defensive tackle or who thefuck ever josh just stay away from my beloved Swords

GET EXCITED FOR THE SWORDS, WATCH JOSH ALLEN INFECT THE SABRES WITH PLAYOFF LOSER ENERGY, LOG OFF ANGRY AND GO TO BED SAD

me and the rest of the sabrehood charging down washington street carrying a massive battering ram headed for the key bank center to citizens arrest Seth Appert

if you turn the patterns on their shirts 90 degrees... the trusted REFEREE becomes the despicable PRISONER.... truly life is a fragile Bitch

i hate it when the refferree kicks me in the balls and ass while my opponent has me in a head lock

lvoe to perform aerial leg drops on the referee

while many people on here seem to be fans of the "Boston Bruin" im afraid i am simply a fan of "Ostlund" and "LUukkonen" . john burcigross put this on ESPN you goof

Wow awful news !! dont need his "constantly loses in the playoffs" aura around the Swords

im sorry all, i just realized this may have come across as "insensitive" to a certain buffalo sports teams fans. If Josh Byrne is at the game tonight then that would obviously make josh allen the fifth best josh in the building . i fucked up on this one

hearing from a lot of sources on here that josh allen might be banging the drum tonight. my question to these Fools, is why am i supposed i get excited about the Fourth Best buffalo athlete named josh in the building tonight

i am taking my 34-year-old son into town to buy him his very first mattias samuelsson jersey and we are both very excited

THE BUFFALO SABRES ARE BACK BABY THEYRE GOOD AGAIN AWOOOOOUUUUU (WOLF HOWL)

they call him seth "APPERT" because when the sabres get A PP it hERTs to watch . how do i get MSG to put this on the broadcast

Doaner jersey—Check
Beer Sabre—Check
Swords—SHarpened
The night the world begins again—Tonight
Time to fucking post .

it warms my heart when i see people of every race and creed, setting aside their differences in order to support the buffalo sabres and beat up wayward bruins fans at canal side

nine sickos crowded around a 19" television to Finally watch sabres playoff hockey "Its about damn time" "Hell yes, this" *all rubbing hands together*

im am pleased to announce that it is once again, a buffalo sabres playoff game day... thank you to all sabre fans of this site, and other sites. I Love You All

i just need to say, to anyone reading this.. You are Important, You are loved, and You belong in this world, if you are a Buffalo Sabres Fan

please remember: it is your sworn duty as a sabre fan to burst 5000 blood vessels trying to spiritually manifest the senators-hurricanes series to go 7 games, where the road team wins every game 1-0 . Maximum CRuelty

its officially sabres playoff weekend baby. youknow what that means. its time to drink precisely one beer and call 911 on jermey swayman

its fucked up to think about how the sabres regula rseason ended 2 full days ago and yet the bull shit NHL is making all of us wait another 2 full days before we get to watch our beloved Sarbes

cant wait until work is over so i can stop sitting in front of this monitor and sit in front og the monitor at home which is exactly the same but plays josh dunne highlights on repeat forever

(pointing to bruins bear logo on boston fans jersey while being escorted out of section 121 for punching him in the balls and face) thats fucking awesome . I love the berenstain bears

fuck yes .konopkas great

if you have the $8,000 needed to get into game 1 youd better be wearing an insane jersey. no tages or sam reinharts i better see some fuckin freaks. nick baptiste , erik burgdoerfer etc ect

new buffalo dril challenge i call "Draining The Drought" everyone at game 1 has to drink 14 beers or you get beaten up by a roving band of guys wearing rasmus asplund jersyes

hi sabre fans its the nhl schedule maker here, weve been hard at work but it turns out the sabres game 1 actually already took place at 2am this morning and the bruins won 17-0.......... "Our Bad"

THE BRUINS FAN GROWLS "TAKE OFF TH AT ZACH BENSON JERSEY, SABRE FAN." I COMPLY, REVEALING THE FULL ZACH BENSON JERSEY TATTOO ON MY ENTIRE TORSO. THE BRUIN FAN SCREAMS; DEFEATED

despite evverything, i am still looking forward to the release of the nhl playoff schedule , which was delayed to 2038 due to anti sabres bias.