when all someone posts about is their haters I’m assuming they’re talking about themselves cos like clearly no one’s hating here but you my guy

I am NOT crying in the laundromat cos I thought about how much my dad loves me for too long

I would rather cut my own tits off with no anesthesia than watch an instagram reel

Laura Jane Grace has always been so hot I could die 😩

Bulgur? I barley know her

I think it’s pretty homophobic that I can’t stream Grease rn

ITS MY FOCKIN BIRTHDAY 🎉

being stoned and the only person in the bus is really a blessing 🥹

my favorite thing about the bus drivers in queens is that they genuinely don’t give a shit if you pay the fare or not at night

A pattern on an embroidery hoop. It features 7 different knives with the words "no spoons left only knives " written around them. The pattern is drawn in blue washable pencil.

And now to start a needlepoint project for a friend.

“You’re so funny” thanks here’s a list of Upsetting things that have happened to me

I fixed it

if you don’t shave your armpits but you shave your legs, why? /g personally I don’t shave either but sometimes in summer I like to pretend my legs are hot dogs so I end up shaving like twice a year

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It’s just not fair!

Oh, I get it

of all the things I could want out of the new season of Yellowjackets, what I want the most is for them to have hired someone who actually knows how to install wigs

Now that TikTok is gone I guess I’ll have to go start a revolution or something

my hobbies? spotting parallels, identifying patterns, making connections, unraveling nuances, observing, pondering

remember when Emma burnt down The Dot and then got married to Spinner after he found out Jane cheated on him with Declan!?!

if Teen Nick hadn’t saved Degrassi we would have had to deal with THAT as a series finale 🤢

why did Jesse Lacey have to say “you are calm and repose, let your beauty unfold” and then be an actual creep

Barry Keoghan is just temu JTT (Jonathan Taylor Thomas). That is all

You need as many glizzies as each hand can carry, it’s what you deserve 😤

Burger King: We Won’t Turn You In To The Feds™

Your girl. Not mine.

How do I inform Bluesky that I actually do not like T****r S***t and truly find it a hate crime to see her in my feed?

it’s been 84 years

@sg2772.bsky.social if you saw the original no you didn’t 😶‍🌫️

I never had twitter or X I just came here because I hate Elon…also WTH is blue cross blue shield making anesthesia flat rate?

I know there are bigger issues to focus on, and I haven’t lost sight of them…

But can movies/TV figure out sound so one volume works the whole time? Why is the dialogue a whisper, but a passing car sounds like it just drove through my wall?

Rant over 😑

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female gaze this female gaze that about men who are just lanky. You wanna know what the female gaze is? ZACH WOODS he is the female gaze and no I won’t be elaborating