Watain retiring in 2028 gains in urgency every year. Could they tour pls

pb & jeggs, the ultimate hors d'oeuvres

A wonderful egg cookie

Same cookie cut in half

When I got this egg cookie I didn’t realize they meant it had a real egg I thought it would be chocolate

hey babe its date night let me treat you like the queen you are 😏

r/shittyfoodporn 5h Join Ordered a sandwich at the Whole Foods deli. Guy looked so scared like no one has ever ordered a sandwich before. He spends 10 minutes making this: [bad sandwich]

????

Did you know? Double cheese burger

DID YOU? DID YOU KNOW?

Not to be corny on main but I'm in the world's best relationship

Marijuana YouTube video by McGruff the Crime Dog - Topic

all rise for the national anthem www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ISX...

okay FINE i'll do my STUPID taxes

you ever notice how 'h&r block' kind of sounds like 'ancient arbok'? much to consider

it's a common mistake, but MLB is Major League Baseball, while MiLB is Mibileague Baseball

Ok I need more opinions on this: can the emoji 🆗 or 🆒 be used non-sarcastically? To me they are only sarcastic

For vegan protein balls – use vegan protein powder

i don't normally go for 100% misanthropy but - fucking duh!! if people need shit like this said then they should suffer!!

stop putting dates in recipes! i'm not buying dates! you can't make me

RIP Ayn Rand you would have loved 'Material Girl'

youtube shorts trying to convince me to try painting. that algorithm is controlled by the devil

Remember how excited you used to be to get home and get on the computer?

Having a dog should require a license

"embrace cringe" was the wrong move, we gotta start making more shit socially unacceptable. i say we start with blind box buying

Liking anime is the only sin God won't forgive

Stretching is I think a scam. I only ever feel worse

Snowy egret gliding past the rising moon

Egret atop his gumtree jest, crested white with the moon almost like a nimbus over his head

Hallelujah, EGRETS 🪶

Bti honeypot traps for killing mosquito larvae » Colin Purrington's blog An easy way to kill thousands of mosquitoes each summer is to set out a container of water, add a handful of leaves or hay, then drop in 1/4 of a Mosquito Dunk, a compressed, shelf-stable form of Baci...

Instructions for making mosquito-killing buckets. Cheap, effective, and won't harm butterflies, fireflies, pets, or birds like pyrethroid sprays do. Spring is a great time to set them out. #mosquitoes colinpurrington.com/2024/08/bti-...

They just tossed the jars in a bin!

I found it, the most deranged way a grocery store has ever displayed pasta sauce

I know it's "health", but I will never be swayed to buy a product by advertising how *little* granola you put in it. Give me more than "just a munch" please. You're basically saying "this product is disappointing"

An American Woodcock standing on a pebbled concrete ledge, with some green ivy leaves along the left of frame. This bird is varying shades of buff and brown with a very long light-pink beak, large dark eyes, and a body shaped like a potato. They are turned a little more than 3/4 toward the camera.

Look at this guy 🥔🪶

American Woodcock in Bryant Park, 3.23.2026

every comment section needs at least one guy just fucking losing it for no reason

Gonna drop the gimmick for a second and explain, as a therapist. What you're describing is a phenomenon called Revenge Bedtime Procrastination. It's a subconscious habit that develops in which a person seeks dopamine-releasing behavior at night to exact "revenge" on the day which deprived them

Screenshot of the Mole Miner Max boss battle in Donkey Kong Country Returns. Professor Chops is in the train telling Donkey Kong to "TRY HARDER". Source: info: reddit.com user "FlashyTie5327", image: screenshot taken by Supper Mario Broth

An obscure functionality of Donkey Kong Country Returns is that if Donkey Kong spends 3 full attack cycles of a boss not damaging it, Professor Chops will pop up telling him what to do, e.g. "BOP NOW!" In the Mole Miner Max battle, the tip is particularly condescending, being simply "TRY HARDER".