Same. It used to consume me at times. And I won a right few quid in local leagues. But when I fist clenched a Gerrard brace I knew I had to quit.

I scrapped it years ago when I found myself raging Rooney scored a hattrick.

We better make fucking sure we don’t have to go to Brighton on the last day needing something.

Very iffy that. Cherki was on same trajectory as Hazard was. Very sought after, skilful young player in the French league. And went for the same price…..13 years later!

Yep just said the same. Big, fast fucker and very good passer. Can’t rely on Martinez.

Think it’s maybe time we give Heaven that left centre back slot for keeps.

Fletch is dying to give a handball penalty to Chelsea

The work will be paid for by seizing his estate, and those of his family members and anyone else who profited from his corrupt, criminal regime. He needs to know, before he dies, that his family are going to jail and that, when they come out, they're going to be living on social security.

Every last poster, name plaque and piece of gold plastic will be binned, every single vandalised building reinstated to remove any sign of his presence.

It should be official Democratic Party policy that his name will be removed from every single building and monument that carries it, so that he knows, before he's gone, that he will be first reviled and then erased.

He's terrified of what's coming, of an end that no amount of lawyers, money or demagoguery can get him out of.

I remember childhood visits to a cruel, cold elderly relative who, perhaps to manage their own fear of death, used to report with apparent glee whenever another person in the village had died or was showing significant signs or decrepitude. He's falling apart and he knows it.

Oooh I wonder what best friend Carragher will pick as his no 1

Get your entire team to grow their hair long. Better chance of getting a lad sent off.

Neville is such a dickhead in these situations.

I’m convinced Yoro and Mazrouri are absolutely fucking twisted.

Cool. You should have been called Tamas!!

What’s your link to Hungary, Tom? If you don’t mind me asking.

Uh oh I think I heard a toilet flush

Well, neither have made a good album since 2016, if that helps your argument

Dembele missing sitters in first leg v Liverpool. Where have I heard that one before???

Remember that first prototype robot in Robocop that went berserk? Well that.

He’s very much talking like an Arsenal fan on twitter there. Or is that the refs view? “They got a lucky call a few weeks back so I won’t give this one”

Good man Beto, you big lump of rhinoceros shit.

This guy thinks Demolition Man is a true story.

He couldn’t sneer her looks cos she’s a cracker.

Political satire is gonna die the longer these gobshites are in power.

I’ll never complain about 4 games in 10 days ever again.

4 games in 40 days from the Newcastle game 😭

City should definitely substitute Donnarumma.