*waiter asks if I want some more water*
“eh why not, it’s five o’clock somewhere”

the older I get the more I realize that some of the lyrics of these classic Christmas songs are struggling for their lives

White Christmas The Drifters · White Christmas / The Bells of St. Mary's · Song · 1954

This has got to be one of the most fun arrangements ever made.

open.spotify.com/track/72Z28I...

It’s only Magic: The Gathering if it comes from the Gathering region of France

Just realized I missed an email from Tantacrul himself and was so surprised I missed my subway stop

Being zambonied as ice must feel soooo good I bet

Love Keith David. He has a VO credit in almost every great game I’ve played and a role in my favorite sitcom of all time. I’m excited to hear him sing more ever since Princess and the Frog.

The old boy themself

Trying to resist the urge to post a photo of me at the piano on my professional music instagram with the caption “working on something big…” and then never address it again

Somethin' Stupid (cover ft. Simon Wesley) YouTube video by Ellis Piper

One of the coolest people I’ve ever met and I get to made music with them? Wild. Go give them a like!

youtu.be/6QOZPv3PNOo?...

Also my favorite video game funnily enough

I think everyone should be a little bit less certain

Shaving everything but my neck before this next game of LoL to immerse myself in the culture

Just played my first game of League of Legends and did really well. I feel like a future gambling addict who just got their first jackpot.

God I love Trader Joe’s

Played it since beta
Loved the simple gameplay loop
Why are there now bees

Slept in way too long
Everything is overgrown
Time to go kill god

Reply with your favorite video game and I’ll write a haiku about it

So like does diesel taste better than gasoline? Why the upcharge?

I see dishonored I like

What’s your favorite pastry/baked good

Wait I’m already following you

Yeah okay that’s worth a follow

Let's Argue About Christmas Movies (ft. Movies w/ Mikey) YouTube video by Folding Ideas

youtu.be/uU5ZlOAvzAo?...

“But these bagpipes are tuned so strangely, how am I supposed to be in tune?”

Aussie bagpipes instructor:

Not enough paralipsis silly

Quand il pleut (Stormy Weather) Comedian Harmonists · Greatest Hits Vol. 1 · Song · 1998

Fine. I think I told you about this one but never played it.

open.spotify.com/track/14kCYE...

Misty Lofi Fruits Music, Formal Chicken, Chill Fruits Music · Misty · Song · 2020

I may have already played this for you but

open.spotify.com/track/366TuU...

Eighteen With A Bullet Pete Wingfield · Breakfast Special · Song · 1975

open.spotify.com/track/5Db6sV...