“You would say that. Can’t really argue against it, though. Some of them just can’t be helped at all. At the very least, it would shut them all up.”

“The same exhausting song and dance. It makes for an eternal looking glass into the absurdities within sapiens.”

“On top of being less eventful, there’s a lot more vile mentalities among the people. They’re ready to betray what they hold dear out of some misplaced sense of pride. All because it’s not ‘perfect’ to them.”

“Yeah. The world outside’s losing its charm.”

“People disappoint me at times.”

“Even if we have to fight some of those strange people and their familiars…”

“Forget about it. If you want to do something right, you’ve gotta do it yourself. Doesn’t matter if the townsfolk are a bit spooked by that threatening aura…let’s go.”

“Oh, fine. I’ll search that place high and low myself. Come along with me.”

“Place is boring these days. Should’ve known better.”

“Thragg should show me how to do that whirlwind punch.”

“You know, I thought an invasion was supposed to happen spearheaded by a familiar face. Some heroes probably have that covered anyways.”

“Back to the same old routine.”

“Not you. It’s been a long time since I’ve seen you anyhow. Never really got to see what you’re capable of.”

“I overestimated you…”

“Intergalactic tyrant of the week…”

“Should I treat it all like a game? I ask myself that often.”

ᴘᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʜᴀɴᴅꜱ ᴛᴏɢᴇᴛʜᴇʀ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ɪʟʟᴜꜱᴛʀɪᴏᴜꜱ 𝐌𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐲𝐦𝐚𝐮𝐤 𝐓𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐟.ᐟ

“So that other version of me is dressed in some elaborate outfit befitting of some kind of ancient vampire…jarring…”

“That tall guy with the mustache is back?”

“I hope that appreciation you find to be so rare grows into a commonality.“

“So that’s your name. I’ll remember this meeting of ours, Thistle. I’m going to head home for now, but we’ll meet again in time.”

He gave Thistle a wave before generating a portal to his side, momentarily watching the swirling void.

“Does such an infernal military officer frighten you that much…?”

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“We are wrapped in the world’s decaying light, soaring on bloodstained wings into eternity.”

“Don’t tell me…”

“I want that magical spear.”

𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓶𝓮𝓼𝓸𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓬𝓪𝓷 𝔀𝓲𝓷𝓭

“They are similar to a degree, at least on the surface.”