What did I see today that I hadn’t seen before? Oh yes, cherry ketchup.

Over on twitter, they’re still banging on about hotel check-in / check-out times being the wrong way round.

From a distance, he looked like a gooseberry. Up close, he was a Brussels sprout.

We all know why Trump has taken Maduro. It’s the mango mussolini‘s New Year’s resolution to shift some of that weight and those weekly flab-jabs work wonders.

The dishy versus the fishy, anything but its actual title.

It’s heartwarming when, at the end of a business phone call, the customer says, “Love you, bye”.

Terrific Traitors tonight, but it’s not much of a cliffhanger if neither one of them is a traitor.

When they banish another Faithful and call them a great player - well, not great enough, since everyone thought they were a Traitor.

Just wondering what video games the dodgy “prince” is playing.

I streamed a film on Channel 4 last night which was so bad they didn’t even bother putting ads in it.

Shadowplay.
#guitar #apx600

I should imagine he wasn’t very interesting. And probably wrote “prolly” on the blackboard.

If you’ve enjoyed my videos over the last few years I’d love to see you at my live shows. My tour starts in a month and sales have been slower than last year - probably partly because I’m not on X anymore. But it’s a fun show and I’d love more people to see it! www.livenation.co.uk/matt-green-t...

I know they’re ai, but as postcards, those pics have come out beautifully. Have a grand tour - blimey, you’re busy.

That has to worth a Mars Bar. No hints. I’m getting the hang of this cryptic clue stuff.

Minute Cryptic - 12 September, 2025
"Blackbeard rumoured to have submerged body part in canal?" (7)
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I scored: 3 under par
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It’s one way to quickly identify a post that’s going to be of absolutely no interest to me, so just scroll by if that first letter is lower case.

How and why do people post without a capital letter at the start of a sentence? There must be a setting they’ve deliberately turned off.

That really is an unfortunate photo of Mandelson and Epstein.

No emergency test message for me today. Sounds like I’m one of the lucky ones. iphone/Voda good signal. It worked last time.

It’s amazing what they can do with auto-loon.

Notice on the reception desk at the vet: “If this candle is lit, someone is saying goodbye to their beloved pet. We ask that you speak softly and with respect during this difficult time.”

There are two candles.

Oh yeah, bragging rights are mine.

Minute Cryptic - 29 August, 2025
"Cat's head, fish's tail, pig's torso and mare blended!?" (7)
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I scored: 3 under par
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The peculiar thing about Xbox suddenly wanting to verify my age is that I’ve had the account for longer than 18 years.

I mean, how is your belly even going to get smaller if you keep injecting Mounjaro into it? 😜

Name that monster.

#puzzlegame #puzzle #brainteaser #quiz #indiedev #braintest

Loved today’s Minute Cryptic. Cryptics were always beyond me, but the daily clue with hints and explainers is working a treat. Just one a day, and a single minute is a bit ambitious. Via website or app.

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I can’t tell you how much I adore this song. I’m half-inching those pictures, too 😍

It’s a great weekend for the LGBs of west Norfolk, with Mariah Carey at Sandringham and King’s Lynn Pride.

One Word Search The simple but challenging, daily, zen wordsearch.

I managed that one in a flash. Almost a PB.

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I hope he is.