Lol

Leave it to the virgin to call them “chesticles”

Ladies.

I beg you.

Stop doing chest bumps.

My own boobs hurt watching.

Like.

Ouch.

#WFinalFour

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Rori Harmon showing up when you're dribbling like

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Happiest Transgender Day of Visibility to the gorgeousness that is my roommate and bestie @beezygrey.bsky.social I love you so much and I see you 💜💜💜 (not literally but I heard you making coffee this morning)

The world is a better place with you in it

Yeah RAY

I’m sorry to objectify butt: Bader’s ass

It’s behind his foot, you uncultured rube

Sorry, the force is with Buster today

Oh, hello 🧡🖤

You’re worse than Brad

NO ONE INVITED YOU TO THIS CONVO, GREG

We really need to do a bracket of the most Brad things Brad has ever done

M. No.

Imagine him pulling that in person and your entire year is ruined

This is the most Brad coded thing ever

It’s aggressive

….he puts American cheese on it doesn’t he

If you ever think you’re falling in love with me, either watch me eat popcorn and/or do all the wrong moves to the Footloose dance and you’ll be cured quicker than hell

Proof that @johnbull.wtf works for The Onion

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Oh…. Hello, Raymond

So so so so so bad

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Hi hello it’s me, I’m back.

FOR BASEBALL SEASON!

Just to torture @johnbull.wtf because we all know how much he loves the sport

For the billionth time, IT IS A MUSHROOM CAP

@johnbull.wtf