Ernie Wise gives a press conference after successfully purchasing the Mona Lisa.

The vandals took the handles

Everton are playing with a flat back nine

I feel like a nice game of Yie Ar Kung-Fu

Last week me and my brother were talking about a lad who I haven’t seen for over 25 years. Just been to the barber for a trim and the lad was sitting there when I walked in. Shit like that blows my mind.

If Wrexham get beat here Ryan Reynolds is going to buy Rhyl sun centre to cheer everyone one up

Michael Caine

Good evening, just checking in

Arsenal have done a Devon Loch. Tell me ma!

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I’m here for the drafts #drafts

What does Phil Collins put on his cuts and grazes?

Su Su Sudocrem.

😂😂

Stephen McGann there one of Kensington’s finest sons on The One Show

Might go down Tosh and heckle them from the roof of the Matou while I’m eating my special chow mein

The royalties from adoo doo doo adaa daa daa

He’s like an arsonist that’s just turned up to watch the fire brigade put out the fire that him and his mates started. Cheeky corrupt bastard.

Xavi Alonso to Celtic. You heard it here first.

You burnt the fucking money!

Imagine if those judicial wigs become a fashion must have for the lads just like peaky blinder caps, oversized wrist watches and XL bullies

The Beatles

I remember a KFC advert a few years ago based around foster carers and It showed a foster kid getting stuck into a bargain bucket with his foster parents. That was a strange one as well.

Robert Plant there on Later with Jools. He looks like Shadrach Dingle now

my mom took tylenol when she was pregnant, which made me super focused on menswear and now i have a million followers on twitter

Gave mine a blast this evening. It’s what Charlie Kirk would’ve wanted.

I’ve just dropped in from the fascist app formerly known as Twitter to let you all know that there was a good Twiggy documentary on BBC2 the other night. Try and get it on the iPlayer if you’re into that sort of stuff. Hope everyone is doing well. Over and out.

Pints of Nivea all round 🥛

Scruffy cunts

Radio Africa Latin Quarter · Modern Times · Song · 1985

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