Excellent 🔥

Well, if it's too big just gotta take it off, what can you do? 🤷

But seriously you're looking good in them.

A mechagodzilla toy on a little base. There are ruined buildings scattered about.

New coworker.

There are, in fact, gay rodeos.

Straight Guy is lovely and also just straight enough that it's clear some jokes are sailing straight past him.

*Hog Country magazine inexplicably delivered to the office. It is placed on Youth's desk by Straight Guy.*

Youth: "Are you saying I'm a hog?"

Straight Guy: "I'm saying you're a big hog enthusiast."

And then I laughed very loudly.

I'm the one who dresses like a farmer but that means there's some heavy overlap in the short-sleeve button-down department.

The trouble with having a boyfriend of roughly the same size is that you can never be *completely* sure whose shirt you grabbed in the morning.

There are not as many opportunities to wear that hat as I would prefer.

Fine, me in another country, I can do that.

Here's me in Montana.

Very bold to attempt this after no Marvel movies broke the top 10 at the box office last year.

Candy is a key part of the process!

I go through a lot of twizzlers.

I mean who knows when the shoulder will heal. Going to physio in a few minutes though.

"What's your creative process?"

I wander around the house eating twizzers and being confused.

Also, looking at that picture, I am QUITE glad that I have a haircut this weekend.

A bearded man with a plush Rocksteady plush toy on his shoulder.

Made a new friend.

I am in danger of them taking up an entire room.

I didn't actually play the Skittles game but I can't stop thinking about the skittles game.

It's so close. Basically as soon as these plugs are done I can start making the office a real space.

Though getting furniture down there with a bad shoulder is not ideal.

I'm assuming they forgot to put something in the panel when it was upgraded but dammit I just want everything finished.

"Yay, the basement is finally done!"

"Looks like half the plugs in your office don't work."

"God DAMN it."

Trouble is that we'd need, uh, probably 50 hooks.

I didn't make it through the entire thing, I admit, but "readers digest compilations" and "book of the month club selections" suggests that he and his family didn't actually engage with any of the stuff that they performatively placed on their coffee table.

I have too many hats for the top of the wardrobe and need a new hat solution so I actually can access all of them easily.

This is not a problem most people have.

One of the wild things is these CEOs assuming that some generalized humanoid robot is the best choice for augmenting a manual labour job when it's always something extremely specialized. You want something that can do what people can't, not something with the same limitations but fewer skills.

"Being mildly less worse" is somehow enough for a lot of people and it's driving me nuts.

All of the recovering Catholics out there going "but, it's still the Catholic church, they're literally denying medical care to trans folks right now. They haven't changed!"

Oh no it's an incredibly obscure joke.

This game reminds me of Darkened Skye.

This is for the people who remember season 1 of Project Runway.

And like squirrels.