I had an editor once who used to call the real versions of these Triple A stories — “ask any asshole.”

The moment you find out someone had never seen The Core

@jeremybowers.com Glad you got to be there for this

Please, yes, by all means

I miss that city and that ballpark

I will always remember Muncy’s easy-to-read lips after he homered: “Fuckin’ disrespectful”

🤯

Wait, that movie’s _real_?!

If you are an academic (or student for that matter), ask your local IT folks if your class can take a walk through their on-prem data center assuming your institution has one. Even if it is 1000x smaller than a hyperscaler DC, it helps folks understand that "The Cloud" is actual infrastructure.

Roseburg’s newspaper will stop printing after 159 years, shutter the newsroom The Douglas County publication is the latest casualty in the long decline of local Oregon news.

I have said it before and I'll say it again: Oregon's news climate has been absolutely decimated. This leaves Douglas County with no newspaper in an area of the state that already had very few reporters.

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Andy I’m right here

Niagara Falls, New York, probably? Some of that is relative, for sure

Dallas has another chance to end the drought in James Beard awards It’s been 25 years since the city produced a chef or restaurant winner.

Sometimes I get to play with small amounts of fun data www.dallasnews.com/food/2026/03...

That’s never easy. Deep condolences, Daria

Dallas has another chance to end the drought in James Beard awards It’s been 25 years since the city produced a chef or restaurant winner.

Sometimes I get to play with small amounts of fun data www.dallasnews.com/food/2026/03...

I hope he prints this out and frames it in his home

Always nice to check in on my old apartment, even though the beloved hoagies at the shop around the corner are long gone

“That can’t be right”

Did it work

No

Workshop on Investigating Prison Book Bans In this interactive workshop, you’ll learn how to request records, clean up data and shed light on carceral book bans.

The Data Liberation Project is teaming up with @themarshallproject.org to uncover what books are banned in state prison systems.

On March 18, we're hosting an interactive workshop on how to request records, clean data and shed light on carceral book bans. www.themarshallproject.org/events/works...

AmDerekans

My kingdom for a goddamn alt weekly chock full of classifieds and event listings.

These are not the tiny tacos. But it’s not like I would t accept those, too

There are times I miss my old neighborhood

_Extremely used_ Honda Civic

Nor I. I’d assume you could make do with a cheap arak unless you really want $100 compound butter

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I assume you bring in five pennies.

Jack in the Box tacos. Always and forever.