I resent this comment bc few people want to hear the reality of birth, postpartum, and parenthood, esp in 🇺🇸. As soon as you get real about it, inevitably the “well that’s what you get for having kids” comes out.

Yes!!!!! That couch was amazing.

THIS STAT DRIVES ME INSANE. If the happiness drops that significantly, then we perhaps shouldn’t force 17-18 y/os to have the same school hours as 8 y/os.

Monica would have loved this. All the ampersands and Midwest longing.

I ran a half marathon, adopted a cat (rip Kevin Furant), traveled to Iceland, and lived alone for the first time.

Ancient Romans would have loved NASCAR

I’m sure it’s been said before but wow if I were Molly Yeh I’d be fuming at Ballerina Farm…………

Something I started doing in 2024 was adding chia seeds and walnuts to my oatmeal (f/w breakfast). I’m now able to get through my whole first period of teaching without getting hangry!

Price is Right wins post 2020 should count double… I have no idea how much anything costs omg

Our tree was so dead that we had to take it down last night 😳🫣

I am really good at folding clothes but abstract at wrapping gifts. Disagree.

Completely unprompted, tonight his younger brother told me that he said I would be the first family member he would introduce her to 😭😭😭 I’ve peaked

Yes, this is a Sofia Ritchie subtweet

I find it so bizarre when celebrities emoji-face their kids but repost other people’s children unobscured!!!

Do you guys think I should follow my oldest nephew’s first girlfriend on Instagram 🥲😭☠️🥰🫣

I know we had a lot of Pinkberrys in the 2010s, but we did NOT have to close all of them!!!!

Once again Goodreads is ground zero for internet drama

Give him an Oscar for this one tbh

Does anyone else think it’s insane the Ford Theater still shows plays there?!?!?! Do you know what happened there????

Timmy is crushing it on Gameday 🥲

Dinghy and dingy should swap spellings imo

December birthdays are blessed.. like your parents REALLY wanted you 😇😇😇

@brianoliu.bsky.social ok what is the deal with the intense post game antics this season?! The Vandy-Bama celebration made sense, but today’s silliness does not. What’s your take?

I have so many thoughts about this season of Bake Off, but mostly…. Justice for Gill.

The NBA can tinker with the All-Star Game all it wants, but there’s only one fix Any format changes are but Scotch Tape. Any concocted gimmicks are covering up the real issue with the NBA's All-Star Game.

I didn’t read this but I assume the one fix is put Drake on the East team, Kendrick on the West, and let ‘er rip. www.nytimes.com/athletic/595...

The way I would write SCAB on a post-it & put it on the windshield….

My son really wants two kittens did Christmas. He wants to name them Biscuit and Bagel. How can I resist?

This year I have a student who looked so familiar to me, we both tried to place each other but couldn’t figure it out. I said I must have been his teacher in a past life. He said, “Or maybe you were my mom.” 🥲

Not knowing how to look up K pop songs after workout classes is a tragedy 😭😭

I know I’m a good teacher bc this week my AirPlay code displayed three iterations involving 69, and my middle schoolers cracked ZERO jokes.