I am so glad we can’t understand what birds are saying - can you imagine just how much of a pain the arse it would be listening to them argue over the quality of a twig. All day long.

These days if you have a hand in crashing the economy you get a gong for your idiocy.

I lived in Muswell Hill (pictured) for a couple of years, it's hardly "city dweller" territory. It takes so long to get into town you may as well be living in a small village on the outskirts of Bath.

Well, actually this maybe the truest statement trump’s admin have said so far.

With all this talk about the future of British Steel, I do hope Andy Partridge is enjoying a royalties uptick.

Now that the entire world - minus the US and Russia- is in Fuck-America mode it would be a good time for Fuji to restart making some 400H.

They say that all empires fall by suicide. America as a superpower died today.

Why is it surprising that 'Beyond Petroleum' has been dumped in favour of 'Shareholder Value' - those two words are going to be inscribed on our tombstone.

Currently exhibiting at the Shutter Hub Open in Cambridge. Have three up from my latest project, Sequoia Street - and one gets the airline equivalent of Seat A1. Big hugs to shutter hubs!

Exhibition and Book & Zine Fair this Saturday

shutterhub.org.uk/events/shutt...

It's clear why she doesn't eat sandwiches mid-week. Every Wednesday she gets her arse handed to her on a plate.