You just need a pulse to pass that test

When I tell you, life has been fucking awesome lately even after the year started off iffy

The weekend flew by 😔

Been a long ass day for no reason at all

Why am I wide awake

A week off of work felt so great

The good thing about being sick is the weight loss 💪🏾

Been under the weather for like 5 days and I dont wanna go to work tomorrow 😫

Had so much to do this weekend and I did absolutely nothing 🙃

Cause ground beef may have bacteria in it from the grinding process where steak tartare is chopped up on sight from a piece of meat

Who put eggs on my ceiling!!

Wine makes me so sleepy

Low key excited for my birthday later this month and I dont even have anything planned

This winter has given me the sads

Woke up way too early this morning. I need a nap. Happy new year everyone

Hope you all had a wonderful day

Opened gifts, cooked, ate and house cleaned up. Feels good to just relax

Got 5 days off of work and I dont plan on leaving the house

Had a great day off. I love days like this

Nothing in 6 months!!! Sheeiiitt. A week and im stomping around the house

So damn tired and the week hasn't started yet

Im seriously excited for this holiday season

I seriously can't wait for the holiday season to come around

Ima start doing this when it’s time to get off work

Fired the kicker to hire a kicker who misses kicks?

Everything doesn't have to be wireless. Bring back wires

Give me an actual menu, not that QR code b.s

Gotta start appreciating my friends more this year

Not from the NOLA but that's how most of those festivals operate now. You pay to enter, and that's it.

work has been kicking my ass so much lately 😪