#flyers 🚨

gg lfg

goaaaaaaal

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Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings

mission ready 🥴

ilovermont 💚

so detroit pizza is just hipster sicilian?

trea all day!

let’s go phils!!! 🔔

woof

schwarber! 🔔

more like Or-gone amirite?

some are saying it’s a big inning

trea homer! 🫡

just spotted this mink while #flyfishing in the #Catskills

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Troc for real back in the day

From a post:

“Told my wife to have dinner ready by 6 or I'll obliterate her entire civilization.

So anyway, she now charges me a fee to use the bathroom that used to be free, and I didn't get any dinner, but I'm pretty sure I won that exchange.”

Help my Secretary of Defense is talking like a wide receiver

Final Planet of the Apes scene with half buried Statue of Liberty on beach.

Artemis II crew returning to Earth.

The Garden of Earthly Delights (detail), by Hieronymus Bosch, 1480-1505, 📸 by @alexbrandon

screenshot from the 30 rock episode where liz gets a young boy toy: boy toy (crude giants hat that is clearly edited over an a’s hat): so I’ll pick you up around 10? liz (crude phillies hat): at *night?*

saw that finally got confirmed. ugh

Looking through one of the four windows of the Orion spacecraft, a tiny crescent Earth is illuminated against the blackness of space and grows smaller as the crew journeys closer to the Moon. Part of the window edge is visible; the rest is darkness. [Alt-text slightly revised from ESA/NASA version]

We are so, so small. #Artemis

all day sauce is getting there!

pork is falling off the bones perfectly

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