I want you to imagine the intelligence of the average person. Statistically, you've met a lot of people who are dumber than that.

I think we've always been this stupid, and by getting this far we don't have any choice but to make it.

2015: "Austin is a hidden gem and you need to be here yesterday"

2025: "Austin sucks doodoo ass and I don't see how anyone actually lives here"

New old places #3

Waiting for Gentile John Fetterman to call this 94-year-old Holocaust survivor a terrorist sympathizer.

@fetterman.senate.gov

There's something I need people to understand.

The studio that made this released some numbers. They had to produce 85 minutes of footage to find 15 usable seconds for this ad.

The machine that creates moving images out of nothing has a failure rate of 340:1 and the best 15 seconds... is this.