Eject! Eject! Eject!

Nob Headwards

Benny Whoever saying “thesises“, while shitting on the intelligence of others, just sent me

Shut up Nostradamus!

We're playing so well but I'm concerned with how much Malanda and our full-backs are committed forward. Can we not low-block it for 20 minutes? #utb

Today’s results were not kind. We need a win just to stay in touch.

It's like he literally has two brains, one that speaks "What is a corner store? I've never heard that term before" and the other one that jumps in with "I know what a corner store is"

Is this the laptop they use to run BlueSky?

🚨🚨🚨

Hypocrite says what?

I love the reluctance.

But who does deserve it? Ipswich have been beaten by Portsmouth (twice 🤷🏼‍♂️) , Charlton, Oxford, Leicester, Sheff U…

Second place is cursed.

We are gonna miss out on the automatic spots by one daft home defeat, aren’t we?

Or experimenting with tactics and personnel.

I’ve gone from despising teams that can win a game to despising teams that can score a goal #boro

I’m watching Southampton v Derby and Soton just scored and I’m like “What? Just like that?”

I’m Team Fischer.

The specific awkwardness of not having enough hot water off standby is nothing compared to the general awkwardness of having visitors in the first place.

I'll laugh along with that joke and look it up later

Do we know anyone else who is low IQ and lost their TV job?

Is this real? It's amazing!

I kinda want one but live in America so nobody would understand the half-and-half scarf satire.

I'd just grab the most expensive hat and be off.

I was *really* hoping Wrexham would win today. I'm afraid of Ipswich and Southampton in the play-offs; I think we could take everyone else.

Reminds me of a good hotel breakfast. Just switch out fresh banana for banana chips.

I love loading up granola with raisins, cranberries and banana chips.

I know I can do that at home but it's just not the same.

They’re also on the lookout for white devils.

Second place is cursed #utb

To your face or keyboard warrior?

If we are “somehow still second” at the end of the weekend that would be something

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We need more of this attitude mate. And if it’s the playoffs, we need to go in with chests out and heads high.

We never had a lock on promotion so nothing has been lost.

People in the tv business are good at telling stories 😉