this is the relationship dynamic im looking for

love it. very industrial. wouldnt look out of place next to a dewalt impact driver set

Dracula Flow meme Thеy needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana and burned my fuckin' fingerprints off. They will not find me.

vaccines are woke and gay and real patriots die of preventable diseases

He knows nothing.

REVOLUTION BEGINS WITH CHANGES IN THE INDIVIDUAL

come and take it feds

if chasers actually wanted trans women they'd find my low empathy, flat affect, sociopathic tendencies, and terse bluntness attractive, but instead it's just my penis, which is pretty great, but among my least interesting traits

oh so its bad bad

i would die for sniffle

you do not, under any circumstances, have to hand it to the catholic church

So you think you know better than FEMA what to do with this month's Ambrosia shipment...

logistics is woke and gay

they deserve worse

Green Jinjo's Bluesky Following feed is not loading properly. His phone battery looks healthy.

Help!

Beak

YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR CONSTITUTING THE MEANING OF THINGS

mine is ankylosaurus if anyone cares

i have suffered permanent ankle damage

i worked here briefly during covid, its one of the worst

after they stole the 2000 election, then 9/11, then the response to katrina, then the subprime financial crisis, 20 years of war on terror, and countless other warning signs, i wasnt optimistic. just glad to not be on the street ig

is he the antichrist? he's the antichrist right

post from Szabolcs Panyi with an electoral map of hungary but tbh it’s kind of shaped like queens and its blue and orange

(sort of scrolling past this a little too fast) go mets

trapezoids are actually a rare type of 2d flat plane kobold

*puts all of my bedding in the washing machine*

portland agony club

yeag

new seasons tiramasu

Please.