This woman? Today I'll unveil a secret. On this thread I'll tell you EXACTLY who (theoretically) killed Lisa.

This is a long thread so here's the warning :P 🧵

Mom-And-Pop Loan Sharks Being Driven Out By Big Credit-Card Companies

Mom-And-Pop Loan Sharks Being Driven Out By Big Credit-Card Companies theonion.com/mom-and-pop-loan-sharks-...

goog morning

Archaeological Dig Uncovers Ancient Race Of Skeleton People

Archaeological Dig Uncovers Ancient Race Of Skeleton People theonion.com/archaeological-dig-uncov...

mike love presents frown #ame

After 9 yeareals, it's finally my turn to post the "a thousand cereals" clip, seeing as how I'm the idiot who made it.

www.gofundme.com/f/support-ro...

PEOPLE/DONJ.GIF

The BAFTA's were not live btw, the BBC had removed a portion of a speech about Gaza, but not a man with Tourette's saying the N word, they *chose* to keep that in...now why's that?
The UK media/gov have been running a relentless campaign to turn society against disabled people, this is part of that.

A chicken walking on the beach the caption is: If you are seeing this the curse is lifted have a good day

Congratulations everyone

prntsc screenshot

https://prnt.sc/wvun9

A mockup of a Jeopardy board question that reads "Konami's depiction of Count Dracula iconically called this type of person "a miserable little pile of secrets"

news with headline saying "ZOHRAN MAMDANI WILL FORCE RESIDENT EVIL AND PERSONA FANS TO PLAY THEIR OWN GAMES"

A sketch of Dr Light and Roll from Megaman but dressed in a style more similar to the characters from Pragmata. Roll is in a big puffy red coat with two big buttons at the front, raising her arms and smiling. Dr Light is wearing a space suit style outfit and is looking at Roll with a smile. He has a big white beard and hair.

Pragmata sketch 🙏

I’m not like him. I’ll never be like him. #ff7

so apparently the maya files from the famous "here comes pacman" video were released

It’s kind of hard to work on yourself when people keep putting you down

Guy molests a gifted kid call that shit rapegenius.com

i mean fair man you got me

A picture of a Minion with the text "I hate minimum wage workers so much"

Guy molests a gifted kid call that shit rapegenius.com

Elite ball knowledge but he could pass as white, I'm brown in a way where I need to keep my head down of I'm in a residential area that's within a 10 minute radius of a pub that says "Sky Sports playing here"

Wallace Muhammad Fard, the founder of the Nation of Islam, reincarnated as a trans woman in 2026?

how it feels to retweet 20 bleets/skeets saying "trump is a doodoo head"

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