Now more than ever I’m convinced losing Anthony Bourdain meant we lost probably the biggest person on tv who advocated for the wonders of meeting new people and calling anyone online who hated learning new cultures the children they were, ruthlessly to the camera.

Woke up thinking it’s Sunday but it’s actually WentzDay #ChiefsKingdom

Steelers punted with 6 min left. Fans are literally leaving. Put in the subs. 🏈 #chiefskingdom 🏈 #KCvsPIT 🏈 #MerryChiefsmas 🏈

Chiefs are up 29-10 and have three separate taunting/celebration penalties today. They may have their mojo back.

I’m sorry why are 15 and 87 even still playing tho 🏈 #chiefskingdom 🏈 #KCvsPIT 🏈 #MerryChiefsmas 🏈

a man in a black jacket is standing in a field holding something in his hands Alt: a man in a black jacket is standing in a field holding something in his hands

1 seed secured? Y’all #Chiefs can put away your luggage until February! Let’s GO Arrowhead! 🏈 #chiefskingdom 🏈 #KCvsPIT 🏈 #MerryChiefsmas 🏈

George Skyy Moore Pickens. 🏈 #chiefskingdom 🏈 #KCvsPIT 🏈 #MerryChiefsmas 🏈

Is there not a world where Travis can just be PUP-listed next season with just a “Break Glass for Christmas” label on it? 🏈 #chiefskingdom 🏈 #KCvsPIT 🏈 #MerryChiefsmas 🏈

He did it on purpose. TG is buying.

MY HEART HAS GROWN THREE SIZES

EXCELLENT PENALTY 87!!! 🏈 #chiefskingdom 🏈 #KCvsPIT 🏈 #MerryChiefsmas 🏈

3 STRAIGHT WEEKS OF MCDUFFIE TURNOVERS.

*under his breath* I mean it’s no interception but whatever

🏈 #chiefskingdom 🏈 #KCvsPIT 🏈 #MerryChiefsmas 🏈

Matt will that count as a legit interception for Patrick’s stats?

Stupid 2 pointer 🙄 🏈 #chiefskingdom 🏈 #KCvsPIT 🏈 #MerryChiefsmas 🏈

Kelce TD + record.
up 2 scores.
MAYBE another Pitt , or 6 later.
WIN.
🏈 #chiefskingdom 🏈 #KCvsPIT 🏈 #MerryChiefsmas 🏈

This is going to be another one score game, isn’t it? 😒 🏈 #chiefskingdom 🏈 #KCvsPIT 🏈 #MerryChiefsmas 🏈

After jumping offsides on that missed FG are we sure he’s ok 🙄 🏈 #chiefskingdom 🏈 #KCvsPIT 🏈 #MerryChiefsmas 🏈

GODDDD shut him down bruh 🏈 #chiefskingdom 🏈 #KCvsPIT 🏈 #MerryChiefsmas 🏈

Whichever WR being guarded by Najee Johnson 🤝 Quicktrip.

Open on Xmas.

🏈 #chiefskingdom 🏈 #KCvsPIT 🏈 #MerryChiefsmas 🏈

Pacheco run like he bite people.
Najee run like he wearing jeans.
🏈 #chiefskingdom 🏈 #KCvsPIT 🏈 #MerryChiefsmas 🏈

Hell yes a minute left with 3 timeouts time to cook Patrick…

*looks at only 1 TO remaining on ugly Netflix scorebug*

OH.

🏈 #chiefskingdom 🏈 #KCvsPIT 🏈 #MerryChiefsmas 🏈

Punting was probably the right thing there (feels like Butker needs time to heal up more) but jeeez 20 yards of field position 🤦‍♂️ 🏈 #chiefskingdom 🏈 #KCvsPIT 🏈 #MerryChiefsmas 🏈

🤔💭 Rashee. Hollywood. X. Kelce.

deep sigh

🏈 #chiefskingdom 🏈 #KCvsPIT 🏈 #MerryChiefsmas 🏈

Boy would that 7 point lead be valuable now or what? 🙄 🏈 #chiefskingdom 🏈 #KCvsPIT 🏈 #MerryChiefsmas 🏈

$100000 more on Chiefs ML.

I…. I don’t hate this take. It’s literally the inverse of what we see when he’s behind—takes those little Ws to keep the chains moving.

This is my favorite game. 🏈 #chiefskingdom 🏈 #KCvsPIT 🏈 #MerryChiefsmas 🏈

Incredible sideline catch by Steelers WR Skyy Moore. 🏈 #chiefskingdom 🏈 #KCvsPIT 🏈 #MerryChiefsmas 🏈