Sorry I don’t work at Taco Bell, bitch
I don’t remember the name of the burrito, bitch
It’s the one with the lil chips and beef bitch
It’s your job to know what it is, bitch
You ain’t gotta be a supreme bitch, bitch
“Ooooo, somebody’s smoking a cigarette, I can smell it”
That’ll be 5.93, bitch
Omgosh, hello? I forgot this existed.
🎶 💖 I’m an oyster without a pearl, but that’s just how it is for an adult girl 💖 🎶
Too cool queenie 💅🏻
I really need to stop in at #Afterthoughts right about now. I need some things ✨ 💖
The lawn is mowed, the air is blastin, and Jerry Springer is on.
I’m so grateful for #Pen15
#Gardening and listening to The Adventures of #PeteandPete soundtrack is where it’s at, bruh
Happy Rex Manning Day
Say it, don’t spray it…I want the news, not the weather
In a #different #universe, I’m on my way to #DEB to raid the thong wall ✨
Hey, I’m watching Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century
I can feel the seasonal depression twinkle away little by little 💫
I just want to smoke a cigarette and ash into a pop can.
If flare jeans become readily available again, the world will soon heal.
Waking up early on a Monday should be banned.
Im obsessed with this cake! Happy birthday 🎂
Catch me outside. How bout that.
Ha ha
My favorite thing about #TheSims is the customization and removing ladders from the pool.
Oh hail yeah
“If you want a year of #happiness, get married, if you want 10 years of happiness, get a dog, if you want a lifetime of happiness, take care of a #garden” -Martha Stewart
💖 I don't wanna live in a man's world anymore 💖
I’ve decided we all are bringing the #JerseyShore aesthetic back. No ifs, ands or #butts.
