Whom, if anyone, do you feel fairly certain about as being controlled by kompromat? And what’s the most outlandish yet still plausible bit of gossip or rumours you feel is likely true?
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We'd like to believe that John Roberts winds up in hell, calling "balls & strikes" for all eternity
(IYKYK)
#uspoli #SupremeCourt #JohnRoberts #SCOTUS
It seems like everyone who has Donald Trump’s personal phone number gets regularly shitfaced far beyond what any of us can even imagine
#KashPatel #TigerWoods #DonaldTrumpJr
@golden.house.gov what in the actual fuck dude?
www.theguardian.com/environment/.... #News #NSW #Environment
At the very least, musicians should be demanding higher payouts or threaten to withhold their music. We remain legitimately surprised that bidding wars have not broken out among platforms and distributors. Without our music, they are NOTHING.
#ausmusic #Spotify
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we are reminded of #Scientology, with their lifetime contracts giving the cult free labour. Eventually the courts stepped in and said they couldn't do that, and musicians are just too unorganized and helpless to demand the same protections.
#ausmusic #Spotify
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still hard to fathom that musicians willingly use #Spotify as consumers as well as offer our life's work for distribution on objectively the shittiest platform (and we point that finger squarely at ourselves as well). We have all the power yet willingly give it all away for pennies
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#ausmusic
listening to the new Death Cab For Cutie single and it hit us: what happened to b-sides?
(as far as the song goes, we're finding it eh/meh/OK/not bad-ish....could see it growing on us, which is rare. Would love to hear any thoughts)
#auspol #DeathCabForCutie
tidal.com/track/505604...
We might never break the internet but we all broke BlueSky
We wish that was our grandmother
The difference between “he dead yet?” and “yup, he dead” will be heard around the world for weeks
That’s giving baritone vibes
Looks fun no matter what
if "I was just following orders" is no excuse, where does that leave Usha Vance?
#JDVance #Usha #MAGA #guiltyAF #Kirksidepiece
youtu.be/RlFfJaYPcEU?...
Sun 12Apr2026 Sydney Morning Herald: "The people in Gaza are generally terrorists. They don't deserve to live there." With international attention focused on Iran, the "pioneers" of Israel's religious Zionist movement have their sights set on Gaza.
This Sydney Morning Herald headline platformed the racism of Zionist Israelis wanting to annex Gaza. By using the words "generally terrorists" (for Palestinians) and "pioneers" (for Israeli invaders), the SMH gave both prominence & legitimacy to these hateful views. #IsraeliTerrorism #GazaGenocide
If a couch fucker is your lead negotiator you should expect to get screwed
#Vance #Iran #Orban #Hungary
Donalds radiates massive power bottom energy
We are/were huge Shorten fans but no one ever accused him of being passionate. At least not publicly.
The 2019 Labor platform was brilliant but far too complex and fiddly for a standard bruising & brawling general election campaign
We wish/hope Labor learned their lesson. Doubtful.
Of the people who have seen Melania naked the general public ranks a measly 3rd after Epstein &Trump
#Melania #Epstein #Trump
We’ve been cautiously supportive of Albo since day one and our greatest fear is that he has Al Gore/centrist DNA
moderates and their parties always fail to recognise the impact of sincere passion coupled with balls to the wall truth
#auspol
Spiciest gossip you can report that might be true/come to pass?
Could legit see them staging a false flag kidnapping of Melania, Barron, her parents, or Usha in an effort to garner sympathy but no one would actually give a fuck
PPQ (Pay Per Quarter): coming soon to a franchise near you
Black Santa says what?
OG Americans rioted over tea and started a revolution over taxes. Modern Americans can’t be fucked to bother voting to keep an insane criminal sex predator out of office.
Reap, sow, etc…
#uspoli #auspol
album #11 is done, and we feel strange. We don't really know what to do with it or what will come next, sitting here at the bottom of Australia's collapsing creative middle class and too scared, after all these years, to rev up the touring mindset and try our hand at booking...anything
#ausmusic