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Comic. [Sign above four people. A person sits at a desk working on a laptop. A person with ponytail is talking to person with white hat. A person with short hair walks away.] SIGN: It has been [-0.00000000000000044] days since our last floating point error

Comic. [Sign above four people. A person sits at a desk working on a laptop. A person with ponytail is talking to person with white hat. A person with short hair walks away.] SIGN: It has been [-0.00000000000000044] days since our last floating point error

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a woman is shaking hands with a man and saying here 's some money go see a star war . ALT: a woman is shaking hands with a man and saying here 's some money go see a star war .
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a man and a woman are sitting at a table and the man is asking the woman if there is some kind of . ALT: a man and a woman are sitting at a table and the man is asking the woman if there is some kind of .
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A packet of Peeps Deviled Eggs flavour

A packet of Peeps Deviled Eggs flavour

Happy Easter @jcsalterego.bsky.social

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They’re really stretching the definition of “treat”

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Amaze
Amaze
Amaze

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BREAKING: Artemis II lifts off on mission around the moon. nbcnews.app.link/KbL7XEKxZ1b

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One of the biggest dogs in the world pulls a tiny bollard almost out the ground.

One of the biggest dogs in the world pulls a tiny bollard almost out the ground.

We might have FINALLY met our match…
#WorldBollardAssociation

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The Alec Baldwin version of Match Game was pretty good. Too bad it’s no longer a thing.

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🎈

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That looks really cool, and reminds me of LttP.

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The potus doth protest too much, methinks.

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Wolf Blitzer would like a word. 😆

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There’s this muppet on TikTok who transcribes and then scats incredibly difficult jazz solos so well and I could not possibly love a thing more

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“This is not a conspiracy, as AWS lacks the internal cohesion needed to pull one of those off.” 🤣

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I think a cat has taken over this account. 😬

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That’s his evil brother Snidely DiCaprio.

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No. 7 ISU's all about heart, not heartbreak, after buzzer-beating 82-80 loss to No. 2 Arizona in KC - Cyclone Fanatic Mar 13, 2026; Kansas City, MO, USA; Iowa State Cyclones bench reacts after a play during the second half against the Arizona Wildcats at T-Mobile Center. Mandatory Credit: William Purnell-Imagn Images...

T.J. Otzelberger's message was clear after No. 7 Iowa State's buzzer-beating 82-80 loss to No. 2 Arizona Friday in KC.

"Hold your heads high."

And that they did, as the Cyclones look forward to "March Madness." #BlueCy

cyclonefanatic.com/2026/03/no-7...

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a cartoon of a woman saying i 'm just gonna call them all hello kitty ALT: a cartoon of a woman saying i 'm just gonna call them all hello kitty
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So the legendary audiobook narrator Luke Daniels and I will be doing a livestream on Tuesday at 8 pm Eastern. You can catch it on my Twitch or Instagram (@kevinhearne) or Luke’s Facebook (Luke Daniels Audio). We’ll be doing readings fromTHE GREAT BIG BEAR and take questions too

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a man is sitting at a table in a waiting room with the words `` cool , cool cool '' written on it . ALT: a man is sitting at a table in a waiting room with the words `` cool , cool cool '' written on it .
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Sad to see popcorn getting snubbed… again.

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