Lemme at em

My mask for Halloween this year

#Ghostface

Someone said there's dudes kissing here, so Ive returned

Thank you for spamming @emeraldfemboy.bsky.social even though I didn't open the app for 5 days🫶

I am an unending cycle of madness and logic

I keep forgetting about this app. . .

I followed the TikTok migration to Xiaohongshu and Im in love with it. Best app. And they're way nicer so far.

“next year I’m going yo ge more insane. thats all i know”

So apparently the mega churches in Texas put on some insane Christmas shows and that’s cool but can we at least get them to pay some taxes for crying out loud….who needs these monstrosities

A list of my seven favourite metal band names from around the world…

7. Aggressive Snail Attack (Croatia)
6. Teddy Bear Autopsy (Czech Republic)
5. We Butter the Bread with Butter (Germany)
4. Depressed Mode (Finland)
3. Lobster Apocalypse (US)
2. Bathtub Shitter (Japan)
1. Destiny Potato (Serbia)

This was too perfect to not share

Sometimes I don't follow people because they don't follow me and I think they probably hate me so if I follow them then they'll be like "Ugh, gross, he followed me" because of how I think 100% of everything is 100% about me.

Old white men fr disgust me. LISTEN this group of 4-7 old white dudes comes into my work Every. Single. Morning. And all they do is bitch about work and their wives and how trump is great and sexualize younger women. Every. Single. Morning.

You heard me

Sometimes my brain turns on gremlin mode and my thoughts turn from philosophy and quantum physics to literally gibberish

The ladies at work keep the restaurant warm. I swear I'm the only one who can feel heat. I guess that's what happens when you're a thick Puerto Rican

Easily the best description of him I’ve ever read.

Interview with Louise Bourgeois

The most confusing part

Star Trek nerds unite ✊🏼

Keep Silence

I feel like the memes are trying to tell us something…

I don't know how to caption things... I just like sharing my face when it's looking noice

It’s really not left vs right.

It’s a class war. The billionaires vs the rest of us.

Well there certainly isn't less than four

Unrelated but for some reason when I see your profile pic... My brain immediately sees Ian from Smosh 😔