Commission

Yo what the fuck how does this utterly slap?

Why the fuck did I hear this in Red Dead Redemption 2 voice

I just heard it in Shakira

Ohhhh I'm on Bluesky
You know both my hips
And I tell you I don't know why
Acetebula
Femora
Don't you know that my joints are en fuego

This feels like alt universe Roger Stone.

If there is no Sharon it would be necessary to create her.

Hey, sometimes these things happen. Who among us hasn't gotten at least a couple kinks out of childhood peril?

"Ayo what up thick neck"

I wonder if it's literally "sure we're gonna lose in November, but if we time the knife right the economy will crash right when they try and do anything about it."

On the plus side, we keep getting like 10, 15, 20, 25 point swings on the specials, and it's keeping everyone's eyes open and everyone ready to move.

I dream of a 33 seat sweep.

Screenshot of FF7 for PS1. Barret's text box reads: People say they love milfs yet look how they treat the original milf (mother earth)

Thanks Barret ur right 🌍

Looks like he should clave face.

Spark: Can I borrow a feeling?

So the answer is "we want blood", yeah?

Which the funny thing is, blaming the left *is* hitting that button, just in the wrong direction!

Like, we only hit Stancil or Thembo because we can't just slam RFK Jr's face rhetorically with a tire iron.

"I was also told there would be meth and so far no one has given me any. Can I get an answer to *that*, Senator Warren?"

Someone get the list

While all of them were playing gacha games while fucking up the wifi.

He says as he wheezes measles into the mic like Trump during covid.

He runs Echelon I think.

This is literally what decides if he eats and gets paid.

"What is the crime, sir? For having lived in a cake? For having lived in a succulent caravel cake?"

IT'S NANAO!

Nah. This has been rope a dope. Build the anger up and then open fire. We do this right we can have Trump gone in Feb.

Oh no. We want blood too, you see.

We wanna dance in it.

There's no way this shit is going to work at this point.

This is also the dumbest move? Because 1: If they're making the main characters it's going to be even more fucking obvious, and they're going to be more pulling up nobodies and cutting out their big names for profit margin.

2: It makes people *seek* to be the main character on X.

Pure poison.

Yo is there an IPO or something and you're having to actively torpedo the price or something?

The spoonion.

Why? Because it would fuck with cryptography. And also so the Onion would fund it.

Oh wow, double Kiki.

Slurp dick.

He's the inverse JD Vance.