Can’t wait to see yall at bid day! 🪽🩵🫶

Personally the only match day TikToks I care about are the ones for new flight attendants

hey siri play the smooth jazz that dillard’s used to play in 2012 when I was shopping for a homecoming tie

released what with who?

hello?

the car 👀

I know a Nissan cube did not just honk at me

Somebody spray RFK Jr. with a Touchland sanitizer right now

In 2025 we need to make chiropractors illegal

all up in your mind is the top tier hit of the renaissance album

dm for address

decorations for tonight’s NYE party

I want to be a super rich kid with nothing but fake friends

my 2024 wrapped was mainly lofi & enya but I’m not a graphic designer so

happy Thursday divas

If I keep coughing like this will I lose weight

this prednisone has me listening to heads will roll on repeat while walking sonia

say this sentence again

took a couple days off work while I suffer through RSV as a 29 year old who didn’t realize RSV was even a thing that adults could get and when I tell you these steroids they have me on have me bouncing around my apt with energy I haven’t seen in days…..I fear the crash is going to be bad.

“I’ll throw together an email” is my way of saying let’s end this fucking meeting I’m so tired of the yapping please god let me out of this

When I’m 37ish, I will be getting a facelift to lock what I need in place. Maybe sooner.

celebs are back to stumbling out of places coked out with messy hair looking like they just got run over by a train and you know what that means?

we are about to enter a recession 🙂

A stranger just told me that Sonia is “full of beans” what does that mean?

someone of yall need to kill y’all’s sourdough starters and move on

trench coat buttoned to the TOP and these ballerina ass slippers

pull my lever kronk

goodnight boots

goodnight divas

currently

I have never met anyone who is on hold more than Huey

Huey is always on hold for something

Always drama