"we're deliberately making ourselves more vulnerable to biological warfare, and we're announcing this publicly. Because of woke"

Doctor Baran Al-Hashimi written in the style of the TMNT logo

Not sure any man is hotter than he was in Road House

That'll show em, Jake

Very much so, yes

He craves roughage

This is how I talk to my friends about guilty gear

They use ALL of them

Roses don't have thorns. Thorns are derived from stems or buds and have vascular structures. Roses have prickles, which don't.

It’s always two dumb bitches telling each other exactlyyyytt

I'd just text back "ok"

Chelsea: i need to solve several calamities
Me: like what
Chelsea: im very hungry and I need to go to the bathroom

Page one of a two-page comic called "Cat Help". A call center cat named Fitz takes a call froma cat who doesn't know what kind of animal is in his house. Fitz realizes it's a mouse and advises the cat to kill it.

NERD INFERNO is out April 28th from @darkhorse.com.
This comic is not in the book. It's from my Patreon, the second in the "Cat Help" series. Patreon backers at the $1/mo and up tiers get any new comics I do.
#IStillMakeComics #Sometimes

www.patreon.com/c/evandorkin

(Pg 2 will be posted below)

I can't wait to try and understand it

Lot going on there

*nodding* like quicksand

Like everyone, numbnuts

Yep

There is a path. It’s the path that Michael Vick walked. He has worked with the Humane Society for the last 17 years to educate folk about animal cruelty. He says he’ll do that work for the rest of his life.

Call me when Louis or Kanye devotes even one weekend to making reparation.

thanks to AI our slow and humiliating national suicide will be punctuated by visual media that is so good even a dog could jack off to it

It's actually good for us that they're bringing back sectarianism

I have told approximately fifteen people about this since it happened today and 100% of them immediately see how insane it is

Today my boss needed me to answer a question about some big picture stuff so he went to our project tracker, which exports to excel. But he didn't do that. He set his filters and then TOOK SCREENSHOTS, put them in a WORD DOC, and EMAILED IT to me

Every now and again I’ll still see a young dude in town wearing a Burzum shirt and if pressed on it at all they’ll either claim ignorance or say they just like the music but don’t rock with Varg’s beliefs and I just don’t buy anyone actually liking the dude’s work on its own merit, it’s boring shit

Dude it's SO boring, I couldn't believe how bad it sucks when I first heard it after years of hearing from otherwise legit anarchists that it's good

Why do you need earbuds, you don't have any ears

Coop from Interstellar piloting a spaceship and saying "This little maneuver is gonna cost us 51 years"

your grandparents voting for reagan

Sometimes, the system works.

Platner to newspaper: I loved shooting the fuck out of Iraqis, burning their bodies, and trolling people about it with my blackwater hat. Plus I got cheered on for it when I came home. Awesome experience. Killing is 👍

Guy who usually hates all that stuff: So all you guys have is the tattoo huh