Ollie's world's finest/TEC stuff actually happened at the same time as his GLC tenure

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Oh yeah, a VERY common tactic used by the church to try and convert nations to Christianity was to compary poly gods to various saints (which was already a tactic of the romans previously)

Katana vs lady shiva

Leaf Origin Story #210

Its a shame bc "arrows of alaska" is a sickass name

Considering the fact more than once ai chatbots have convinced people to commit suicide, yeah maybe letting an impressionable mind to something like that isnt a good idea

"For centuries, I was terrified of the idea of travelling abroad. The boats you used were made of lethal splinters, their confines stifling save for the parts open to the Sun. But these...liners...they are made of lifeless steel. And they provide enough space in their interiors for me to...indulge."

A gathering of pulp fiction adventurer types has gathered on an ocean liner to enjoy a few days at sea after a particularly challenging year, on their way back to their headquarters in New York.

Unbeknownst to them, there is a special cargo within the bowels of the steel leviathan...

A DRACULA.

"It insists upon itself"

Also fuck you mcfarlane. Its a valid criticism

it's the same ego that led Musk to try and "reform" the government only to realize that all their bolstering and confience didn't matter and things are a lot more complicated than they assumed

imagine a version of Truman show where he doesn't discover the truth, the show just runs out of budget and they decide to just pack up and leave while he's asleep and leave him behind

hug

american psycho movie poster

... yknow, this is a pretty good dorian Grey performance honestly

like, just imagine American Psycho takes place only during the 2nd half of the novel

"but mah peter parker! he's the best!"

"What do you mean these people have been around for over a decade? Theyre all whipersnappets and need my childhood villain to kick their asses and teach em respect!"

lol, did you hyper-flex all your muscles right at the pinnacle moment of ejaculation to achieve faster-than light cumming?

hug

... i liked the invisible Mafia stuff

i said i liked it years ago

Need distractions

Someone give me a topic to rant about that will get 2 likes and make a reply after 20 posts

The cis reaction Caitlyn Jenner stuff is like if every time a Kash Patel was in the news, the reaction online was mostly people calling him racial slurs and mocking his name for being Indian.

If you want to know if someone is transphobic, watch how they talk about trans people they don't like.

Caitlyn Jenner is so worthy of criticism for so many things. Her being trans is not one of those things.

you gotta tell the dudes that, they have other dudes telling them they're all 3s

Cleopatra actually was a pharaoh

GETTING TOPPED AND BOSSED AROUND BY MY EXTREMELY DEMANDING RESURRECTED PHARAOH GF.

NEVER THOUGHT I'D BE INTO MUMMYDOM

the issue is that most of the dudes who do all that also don't think they're "marginally attractive" so they don't think they qualify

you arent the only person to assume im talking about systems

I was talking about how 1 campaign im in is a pre-planned module where the only thing we do is go through pre-planned combat encounters. and the other is a full improv game where i feel emasculated for not being able to improv

that was the point. i wasn't talking about the systems. but the actual campaigns

disability accomodations, but its understanding the autistic person who can't lie might have trouble improv-acting in a ttrpg

"jeez honey, improv is such a basic normal skill. maybe this isn't for you if you can't do something everyone else can do"

me, looking back at my childhood where any small lie was punished severely and also "assuming makes an ass out of u and me"