TRIP REPORT
wearing the mask from The Mask
00:00 Putting on the mask
00:01 Already hitting. Playing honky tonk piano with 5 arms.
00:12 Bouncing around like flubber
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03:50 Omg finally saw a mirror. Why is my head so big. Kids are yelling "John Fetterman"
03:51 it won't come off it won't come OFF
This is wrong cause most soldiers don’t own the means of production. The navy seal ring killing whistle blowers and stealing black tar heroine and selling child slaves to warlords and dividing profits are the real communists.
Getting rid of all vitamin C in the navy so our sailors can get scurvy like a REAL MAN
The pussification of our warfighters membrane bound sialic acid residues must come to a complete and permanent end.
This is 10 million times more effective than whatever weird fiction Liz Bruenig did a few months ago.
Citrix universal workpain
Truly one of the more horrific things I’ve ever read. Liz Bruenig should probably read this and think about her whole fucking schtick.
Everyone got that one guy in the group chat who grants an AoE debuff to the riffs
The plaintiff alleges a gross negligence in fact checking. The Atlantic, hereafter the magazine, in fact was particular in all reporting. Numerous sources stated the plaintiff approached women with the greeting “where my hug at? Kashy needy cuddles” however this could not be verified and was omitted
Lmao the discovery in Kash’s suit is gonna be so funny. “Here’s all the shit we didn’t print because we weren’t confident in it now in the public record”
They need to stop casting ranveer Singh in roles where his insane hgh physique is distracting. Gully boy and Dhurandur notable examples of this.
A funny joke my non-white wife likes to play while going through airport security alone is send an inscrutable joke text about being detained and then forget to answer her phone for 15 min
The press around this shit has been so irresponsible. Everytime I see this exact trial in the press it’s the same misleading marketing
MLK had a 63% *unfavorable* rating with Americans in a 1966 Gallup poll.
Nelson Mandela was legally considered a terrorist by the U.S. government until 2008 (!!).
People saying this shit almost certainly would have hated both and found a way to delegitimize their causes at the time!
Pokemon cards road show
As long as it’s not on a college campus! Little Declan doesn’t need to see tents!
that super tall man creepin up behind a gal in It Follows
outta my way lady i gotta write Jurassic Park
Discovered a disgusting Christian children’s animated movie from 2003 and feel sick to my stomach after having viewed 22 mins of it. Truly terrible experience
Hes speed running the Guiliani 64 emulator
my theory with Kash is that he is smart enough to know that his girlfriend will leave him if he isn't providing her with a certain lifestyle and that the man he has bound himself to is a senile fascist who betrays everyone he ever works with, and that this is why his drinking has gotten worse.
The head of the FBI isn't supposed to be getting blackout drunk. He's supposed to be cross-dressing
If you’re wondering I think she charges a billion dollars for concierge virtual sex therapy now and no longer has to lower herself to touching patients
Jesus Christ how do I bludgeon this skeet with a hammer
I got bitten by a radioactive staphylococcus and the only superpower I got was being able to cleave beta-lactams
We all have days like this
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Canadian identified 🚨🚨🚨
Alternative suggestion: mandatory expulsion to industry at age 55. Academic Logan’s Run
