Also, you know, no one will be watching when this werewolf horror mystery/slow burn/excuse to whump a character i like turns psychosexual and the fandom girlies favorite masculine cowboy does let that nasty wolf man hes been trying to kill fuck his thighs.

There is something a little freeing about posting a fic in a barren fandom. If no one reads it, that's expected. Nothing has to be perfect, because no one is watching. I am a man dancing alone in the dark and if anyone wants to watch my show, then that's their business for peering down my alley.

Now put in a scene where we walk in on them relaxing in the bath together and I'll finally know joy.

Charon and Hermes does something terrible to the brain because I'm going out of my mind they shared that bottle of ambrosia

Self-ship of Theseus - how much of this asshole character's traits can you remove and replace while maintaining the appearance before it's no longer the Same Guy?

Self-shippers fascinate me, especially when they glom onto a right bastard, erase everything that makes him a right bastard, and then ship themselves with this squeaky clean, barely recognizable of version of him.

Is it even self-ship at that point? Jury is still out.

ill see people list characters their OCs are like and I cant do that. I had a customer once who was mid-50s, lanky w/ a goofy smile and who spent five minutes showing me the rocks he kept in his safe deposit box instead of anything more valuable and his likeness will be transposed to paper some day.

idk how other people make characters but genuinely 50% of my OCs are 'i met a person with one notable Thing and I need to recreate that fictionally' and the other 50% are 'it would be really funny if some wizard was obnoxiously into porcelain tiger figurines' and then building something around that.

Its every fandom tbh. Any gay ship with a size difference.

Perhaps let the smaller dude top. Make the bigger dude trans. Give the trans guy bottom surgery. Etc. Etc. Etc. We have options. The possibilities are endless outside of this one specific scenario everyone writes, I promise.

*looks into random m/m ship with a size difference*
*almost all smut fics have the smaller man as trans, more feminine than canon, and exclusively a bottom*

I'm tired, boss.

you can be a hater, but do it for only like a day or two, and move on.

One hater to the next, don't spend all your energy mad about stuff. its not worth it. go write/draw some gay smut about shit you like instead.

hate fandoms or 'x critical' spaces are so wild to me. perhaps go find a piece of media you like and understand joy instead? if something sucks to you, it doesn't deserve your energy. life and time are finite. spend it on something meaningful rather than writing 20k words mad about a childrens show.

Viktor noticing Jayce is puking a lot and he confronts him only to be told in a panicked manner whats happening. And Viktor immediately like yes, I will help you and rub your back and massage your swollen legs and do what i can to take care of you as the alien baby grows. For science. Obviously.

Idk about Sims 4, but in 2 and 3, if you look through the telescope at night, your dude Sims have a chance of getting abducted and alien preggo. Which is, bar none, my literal favorite activity to do in those games. And something Jayce would absolutely have happen to him, you cannot change my mind.

jayvik modern au where theyre both researchers but its got like the Sims rules and Jayce likes looking through the telescope/collecting space rocks and oop he gets abducted by aliens and impregnated. Viktor finds out, decides he wants to help for science, and oop 2 they fall in love raising alien bb

this stupid cowboy in My Time at Sandrock has got me by the ghoulies.

Sometimes you'll stumble upon bottom Viktor art in the wild and its like... this man does not have the physical capability to bounce on it like that. Or be folded like that. Or to be kneeling and throwing it back like that. Or-

If you can't accept your fictional man would be a bad or inattentive dad, do you even really like him?

Begging the het girlies who like the same fictional men as me to consider the following: canon. the characters backstory. the characters opinions re: children or a blood lineage. The characters capacity to care for a child's needs. adoption

Another round of 'this man would not want five bio kids did you even consume the same media as me' today I see

Why write about a dude having to confront his ignored sexuality when you can have it be a big deadly wolf man forcing him to do so

Enough about piss poor ring decisions @ myself

imagine the snippy arguments. imagine Jayce putting his hand next to Viktor's and sighing bigly cause he has the practical rubber ring on. Imagine Jayce '''misplacing''' it but Viktor shows up to work with the same kind of ring because he bought a twelve pack and he is committed. to. the. bit.

Erasure of the Truth which is Viktor would be one of those guys who doesn't wear his actual wedding band to work (aka 90% of his life), but one of those black silicone ones, which Jayce absolutely has Opinions about and constantly pouting at him w/ those big doe eyes of his whenever they dont match.

Ive thought so much about this ring shit cause it's so... transparent. It insists upon so much. It takes a hard, LOUD stance on a personal noncanon interpretation of the characters. And then it was put out into the wild. To be purchased in a monetary agreement of that stance. Astounding.

I almost wish I had Twitter so I watch the clown show.

My mom is famously a right-wing, anti-vax, evangelical chiropractor, so listening to educated opinions is against her religion or whatever, but goddamn. She just paid so much money for a genetic clusterfuck despite me spouting off about not doing that every chance I get.

Me: don't buy from backyard breeders. Don't buy from pet stores. Don't buy doodles. Research the dog breed you're getting/the breeder you're getting them from.

My mom: look at this aussie/doodle mix puppy we bought from someone on Facebook. What do you mean she'll need a lot of grooming/exercise?

Especially in tandem with the original post about the rings. Like intentionally or not, that paints a narrative from the mods and that narrative is Not Good.

That partial NSFW cover reveal is a whole other can of worms. Viktors cunty nails under the lace glove is kind of funny though. Just cause I can't imagine Viktor doing anything to his nails other than cutting them short to better finger Jayce with, but maybe that's just me.