u wouldn't butter a pecan

fatshaming my dog bc i fed her this morning and then an hour later my bf didn't see my text and fed her again

there are two wolves inside me, one is a massive hater of my dumb coworkers, the other is a dumb bitch that my smarter coworkers hate. both are illiterate

one of my fav restaurants is closing next month wtfffffff

genuinely why is it so hard to find natural fiber tops that don't cost $100 or look like you're part of a commune

extremely cool and normal day to live in dc

mutual: ugh the discourse is so bad today

me (only seen tweets about gay little gnomes): yeah it's pretty rough out there

image of "digital purchases & rentals" section of my youtube account with Fateful Findings purchased today

my first ever digital movie purchase was a good one

i love toilet paper with a cute lil wavy scalloped edge like that's so girlypop

asserting dominance at work by absentmindedly responding to a director w his real name instead of his nickname, directly disproving him when he was condescending about your post he didn't read, and making him so tilted that he submits a debug "update" to one-up the improvement you made to a workflow

i am sick and tired of hearing about this god damn decrepit piece of shit old man this has lasted my entire adult life i've had enough i want to be free i need him to die yesterday

AND he still pretends like he knows how to do things!! like bro its okay to just say you don't know and ASK KINDLY but i have zero respect for someone who's fake insecure and rude

one of my coworkers is genuinely the most unpleasant person i've ever worked with, has zero communication skills for a remote job, types like a middle schooler, asks vague questions that give no context into what he's even trying to do, and THEN after all that doesn't even say thank you for the help

pokopia propaganda everywhere i go... i don't need a switch 2 rn i dooooon't 😔

an invention for the people 🫡

europeans really ate w heated towel racks

if pombon's final evo isn't a fire/fairy dessert dog i'm gonna cry fr

ok convinced they saw this and posted it bc i refreshed and NOW IT'S OUT

where is alysa's free skate i s2g if they don't post the vid right now I AM WAITING. IMPATIENTLY

i take back everything bad i ever said abt my producer bc now there's a new one who's Much more annoying and won't stop dming me abt bugs that haven't been triaged yet. lady triaging them is YOUR job. send them to my prod if u want me to fix em stop dming me like i'm actively working on them already

i love an iced latte in subzero temps 💆🏻‍♀️

she laog on ma chili till i crisp

ahhh omg that sucks i'm sorry :< i hope you recover quickly!!

oh nooo i hope you're okay :(

the worst people in the world screaming crying throwing up ab that halftime show rn 🙂‍↕️

omg yay enjoy!! each new ep of season 2 drops on friday that's all hahah

happy frieren friday to all who celebrate

girl u read 45/49 chapters of that still 🧍🏻‍♀️ LOL

:(

i loove blueberries