The best movie scene from the bible

Facts, according to Pete 😳😳😳😡

The authors of the four Gospels of the New Testament.

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this got so incredibly weird but yeah I’m speaking because it’s well documented that monogamy has never improved life for anyone haha. Tribes existed that refused monogamy and thrived…weird reaction my friend haha.

Literally couldn’t agree more. Monogamy is literally a concept that was created by religious men who were wanting to find a societal way to control women. People at their core are not inherently monogamous. People just think that they are because of the trope that’s been pushed into their psyche.

You’d really think politicians would be more pro-sex work given how much they participate in it

MIKe Norton Disgraced former commander at large Greg Bovino in my replies claiming it wasn't unconstitutional for ICE agents under his command to arrest people for no reason in Minneapolis as long as they released them within 48 hours. Hope this tweet is used as evidence against him. Gregory K Bovino @Grego... • 9h Nothing unconstitutional here? Called habeus corpus. 48 hours to charge. Basic Constitutional law taught in elementary school Gregory K Bovino & @Gregor....7h Hope is not a strategy, pardner brit @BritCulp greg, can you please settle a debate for some of us? are you 5'2" or 5'4"?

ANSWER ME YOU REJECTED MUNCHKIN

americans are so incompetent can't even overthrow their government living in the only country on earth where there are more guns than people

Disgusting.

This is why mass pardoning people for politics is never a good idea.

It's the classic Mel Gibson and Jesus meme where Mel is on set in normal clothes casually chatting to a very bloody Jesus (for those of you who don't know it).

Mel Gibson pictured with his doctor in 2004

He’s at coachella. He’s fighting with every fiber of his being not to put on an ethnic headdress of some sort

lmfao let’s fucking goooo

As Michael Cohen so aptly characterizes them " the trifecta of incompetence". Rather than send trained diplomats to try and negotiate a deal with Iran they sent these clowns and of course they met with failure.

In a surprising turn of events Marco Rubio has been put in charge of the lineup at Coachella

Listen it's far more difficult than television would have us believe

ktwitter going absolutely feral lmaooo

“Beer is now cheaper than gas.

Drink. Don’t drive.”

Cartoon ranking, the fastest things on earth, in order from a cheetah to an airplane to the speed of light, and ultimately to Israel violating a cease-fire agreement.

I'm an atheist. I dislike all religions equally, yet I find myself defending Muslims against Israel, left-wing Jews against Zionists, and now Catholics against Evangelicals.
Please, will you all just go away and worship your god quietly and keep out of governments and the lives of the rest of us.

Aigooooo this is pure cinema haha

you know what? let her. this country deserves it.

Ok. Who made this? 🤭😅🤣🤣

Pedolph Shitzinpantz 😂😂

Right?

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posting hog when he dies

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melania: allow me to set the record clear, i am absolutely not a friend of jeffrey epstein. i would not call him a friend. i spend several pages of my book, Melania, not calling him a friend, or anything at all.

I read this as in Ohio and I’m like that’s absolutely the best description