Maybe Korean? I don’t know. I was asking you.

Full-blown Chinese?

It was a straight kick to the nads.

Hurts to miss that one.

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Hey, HBO! Why not make something new and good like you used to? Or just do another snyder cut. IDGAF. I’m sure Netflix would give you the Rebel Moon rights for a bag of beans. Fucking has-beens.

All this HBO hype about “The Assembly Cut” is not going to trick me into watching Alien 3 again. It’s a shit Alien movie and a shit movie, period. Fuck everyone who decided to kill Newt and Hicks.

Cold Mailman - Time is of the essence YouTube video by Cold Mailman

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I did not know that! Except that I literally said it. Thanks for explaining my own comment to me.

“My God, T’Pol… what have I done?”

Sure… but I was specifically fingering you as a Babylon 5 guy. Bet you like Farscape, too!

Oh. You’re one of them.

I Played 'The Boys Are Back in Town' on a Bar Jukebox Until I Got Kicked Out The boys were back in town, but I was out of the bar, because they asked me to leave.

on the 50th anniversary of the release of The Boys Are Back in Town I'm morally obligated to share my favorite story of all time

Good news! Two late-stage failed comedians talking golf sat even closer and are drowning out the tech bros. I’m saved.

Oh God, accidentally sat next to four middle-aged Lakewood tech bros talking about startups, angel investors, and comparing their ranches. There hasn’t been a break in them talking over each other for 15 minutes.

Man, I should write an essay on the overarching theme of Major League: misplaced and rediscovering faith.

Thank GOD for the Taylor Sheridan Cinematic Universe otherwise our white dads would have absolutely nothing to talk to us about/have to go to therapy.

“Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra. Shaka, when the walls fell.”

You should be able to get that plugged.

Ironwood Daily Globe, 1954.

I like her priorities.

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I love him. Really worried about him falling out a window.

I went to the garage to inhale brake cleaner.

Tune in right now! Back-to-back LIV seggies!

A lizard who is a dick and not a bro.

This guy’s a dick. Tried to get a high five and he turned his back on me #NotALizardBro