A dog's hearing is a miraculous thing. They can hear a packet of biscuits being opened from 500 yards, but they can't hear their name being shouted from six feet when they're sniffing something rancid.
Oh fuck the fuck off.
I was 11, 566 miles out with my first guess, which I think might be a record.
It's always older than I think it is, so I second guessed myself correctly for once.
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Yup. Pain in the arse entering your wifi password when you get a new router, but then it stays connected and simply works forever so you only have to do it once. And I think eight years in I'm still on my second toner cartridge.
It's a good job I don't work for a global freight carrier. Oh...
It will be. I probably shouldn't be wishing my life away for the next 18 months, but still.
I have a list of things I'm looking forward to in retirement. Rising quite rapidly up that list is handing in my laptop and removing Microsoft from my life entirely.
Liked, but... 😢
They're going to kill some astronauts and then blame the astronauts.
Definitely works with tantrumming toddlers.
Phew.
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Never a good feeling. Hope it pans out.
"how we've accepted ineptitude as the norm" perfectly describes my frustration at ... *gestures wildly at everything*
It's not just councils and it's not just the UK. I try to be competent at work and I increasingly feel like I don't fit in. 🤷♂️
Unfortunately for all of us, I think we're well into a prolonged The Thick Of It era now. And the fact people see Malcolm Tucker as the hero of that show is a big part of the problem.
The trouble with Starmer going is that I have absolutely no faith that anybody else would be any better. It's the whole political system that's fucked.
And they're always missing early morning flights.
Yes, I have just opened this on my laptop so I can scan that QR code on my phone...
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Boo. Name and shame the sad wankers.
Too much thinking is bad.
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These people would release all the cows to roam free in nature then wonder why there's a milk shortage.
"You've got an angry starmer" sounds like a euphemism I'd rather not investigate.
My method was imperfect.
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The politicians are all for it and the public are too busy blaming the wrong people for all their woes.
It won a prize, but Jackie Chan had already left.
A grey t-shirt with a graphic of a cloud with a sad face and the caption, "There is no cloud. It's just someone else's computer.'
I work in the industry and my understanding isn't much deeper than this t-shirt.
BBC headline: "Should you really trust health advice from an AI chatbot?"
Another new leader for the most Betteridge's Law headline to have ever Betteridged.
Meh. Instantly forgettable, and yet I'm sure we've had it recently.
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The best kind of classic Alfa - objectively crap but so, so desirable.
Nice condition too. A proper S6.