unfortunately I still miss living in seattle every day

Number written in a word processor: 32,969.

Just got the final word count for our upcoming update. That's a lot of words! ✍️

cannot believe google has removed the function to search for exact phrases by surronding them with quotation marks

example #597 why AI has made my daily life and work harder, less efficient, and more frustrating

I’ve had the same editor since 1967. Many times he has said to me over the years or asked me, Why would you use a semicolon instead of a colon? And many times over the years I have said to him things like: I will never speak to you again. Forever. Goodbye. That is it. Thank you very much. And I leave. Then I read the piece and I think of his suggestions. I send him a telegram that says, OK, so you’re right. So what? Don’t ever mention this to me again. If you do, I will never speak to you again

Maya Angelou on the joys of being edited

🙏thank you I will be learning Canada facts pronto so I can keep this facade going

gym pamphlet that says "start fitness woman"

me as a caveman personal trainer

(Iranian barber asked where Im from)

lied that I was Canadian for the first time ever

unfortunately I am still spiritually and financially trapped

annual humiliation ritual to tell the us govt that I don't owe them any money

i didn't even set foot there last year!!

i love doing my taxes

I had to do a separate one for Texas after too

✨cozy game✨ where you can befriend a character based on a real-life woman, whose story of saving John Smith at the age of 11 is completely ficticious, and who was later kidnapped and worse by colonists until she was forced to marry a tobacco farmer & then sent to england to die

Lady behind me at The Thing screening last night to her partner "why are they shooting at the dog?" and her partner says very firmly "have you never seen a film before? You watch it and information is revealed"

remembered a good tweet

super disappointing to learn Emily Dickinson used AI to write all those poems :/ (dashes are a dead giveaway)

ai is so good

never worried about the karaoke machine breaking down because I know The Worst Pies in London by heart

The planet Earth being flipped off

the Artemis II crew just posted a new photo. what the fuck

as a former hater, I'm coming around on April Fool's Day. these days you should never trust a single thing you see ever in any context so it's good practice

Discounty player character talks to their Aunt Tellar, an older woman in a bright purple hat. She says, "You don't want to do that? It goes against your morals? Then of course you don't have to. Thanks for telling me. I love you. <3"

Discounty player character talks to a man inside of a bank, who says, "Of course I'll give you a loan, no questions asked! How much d'ya need?"

Discounty player character talks to an elderly woman, Ms. Andersen, who says, "Just do whatever, dearie! Why don't you bulldoze my apartment for your next expansion?"

Discounty player character talks to an elderly woman, Ms. Andersen, who says, "Just do whatever, dearie! Why don't you bulldoze my apartment for your next expansion?"

In our upcoming update, we're fixing all the characters' personalities to make them *nice*! ✨🫶 

Here's a preview:

yet another win for 1993 version truthers

they should bring joel back

I am constantly brought back to this moment

finished Requiem over the weekend

I still want to finish my playthrough of the series and do a ranking but for me, I do think it's top tier

getting into Resident Evil at a young age helped me learn early on that it is NEVER worth being part of a fandom

Scott McCloud "Explaining Comics" panels where one is himself in a cartoony style and the second is in a realistic style, In the first panel he says, "That's why I decided to draw myself in such a simple style." In the second he says, "Would you have listened to me if I looked like this??" The first panel has been edited to be labeled "DLSS 5 Off", the second edited with "DLSS 5 On"

Nintendo Switch 2 Welcome Tour concurrent player count is WAY down. dead game already?

this is why Grace Ashcroft can barely shoot a gun btw

his hair looks like a weird wig

I feel like a freak bc I don't think Leon in Requiem is hot...