Nope. My job doesn’t work like that at all, we have to be able to ask each other for opinions and help so the patients get the best care. She asks for our help all the time. No ego trip at all

I’m grateful my boss isn’t an asshole

Paramore: Ignorance [OFFICIAL VIDEO] YouTube video by Paramore

Can’t have a bad day if you start it with this

My cat can’t disappoint me while I’m at work…but I’ll be at work so it’s kind of a wash

A golden retriever has both paws up at a bank teller’s window.

“Are you the branch manager?”
“Yes I am, how can I help you?”
“I would like two branches, please.”
“How would you like that?”
“Two big sticks, four little sticks.”

When you’re excited to see your people

My cat refused to kiss my hand TWICE I guess I’ll go die now

get loved and cared for, idiot

Damnit I saw this too late, I would have grabbed you some

Pulled pork quesadillas are awesome too

I’m resisting the urge to make an acute joke

VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?

ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

Yeah I don’t love their sauce either

This is from rays but I don’t eat there much. The place I liked the most isn’t open anymore. I usually get vans because it’s close and not bad

Love is…a pulled pork baked potato

Yeah that’s not how my life works

Once I figure out how to channel my negative emotions into motivation to do stuff it’s over for all my problems

Same as always. Nothing changes in my life

Dude where have you been

How many times must one give up before it sticks

It went fine, thank you

That’s not silent

“his heart is on its last legs” you know what, maybe that’s my problem. they didn’t give my heart any legs

Mom come pick me up my brain is doing intrusive thoughts again

As one does

I will not

Soar is hilarious when he barely has to leave the ground

Absolutely incredible.

NASA Astronaut Reid Wiseman, who commanded Artemis II, took this footage from the far side of the Moon with his iPhone.

Watch with sound on.

I’m just a cat and I’m okay :)

Shit thanks I forgot to take mine