It's spring. The Habs are in the playoffs and playing well.
So unless he blows up the world, I'm going to take a Trump break – for your sake and mine. If you don't know by now that he's a global catastrophe, nothing I can say will change that. And we could all use less Trump in our lives.
Cool. My electric mixer stirs faster than my finger
In a sane administration, the FBI Director doesn’t go on the morning news to prove he’s not a drunk, the Defense Secretary doesn’t quote Tarantino to prove he’s a man of God, and the President doesn’t take multiple cognitive exams to prove he’s not insane.
Mayor Mamdani and President Obama read a picture book to a group of children.
Mayor Mamdani and President Obama chat and laugh with a group of children.
Mayor Mamdani and President Obama chat and laugh.
Children hug Mayor Mamdani.
Today, President Barack Obama and I read to a group of toddlers at Learning Through Play Pre-K Center in the South Bronx.
In between singing wheels on the bus, we discussed our administration’s vision for this City — one where New York’s Cutest have the strongest start possible.
10 at narrow Kardinia against presumptive (well, after Rd 0) P'ship contenders Western Bulldogs. Don't have to like Jeremy Cameron to admire the achievement. What a party! #AFLCatsDogs #AFL
I'm far from the only person to note this, but maybe if they wanted broad social acceptance of AI, they shouldn't have led with "it will eliminate all your jobs & might also wipe out humanity."
Ho. Lee. Shit.
Wonderful news, Hooky, and so very well deserved!
Can't wait to see you passing through Montreal this summer. 💡
Shame on DoorDash for participating in Trump’s “no taxes on tips” scam.
Aside from their D.C. DoorDash “Grandma” being a GOP operative from Arkansas, it’s mathematically impossible for her to have saved $11,000 in taxes this year as a result of Trump’s bullshit bill.
tero i believe that is *doctor* baal
To be fair this is a photograph of my actual doctor.
Where's his medical equipment? Do doctor's get illuminated palms in medical school? Do people pray to doctors? Did Trump the "doctor" kill the soldiers we see ascending into heaven? Do they have grounds for a malpractice suit?
it'll be back in three days
Na-na-na-na-na-na-naa-na-naaaa!
D.L. HUGHLEY: “Iran is stronger today — they fought the mightiest military in the world to a standstill… If I fight Mike Tyson and he doesn’t knock me out - I fuckin’ won.” @realdlhughley.bsky.social
But I don't know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs
They're calling again
The SOB is enjoying sll this. Any other president would be showing the strain, even Nixon or LBJ.
Not TFG. He's in his glory, with the whole damned world forced to pay attention to HIM while he controls the game.
Evil motherfucker.
Any day is a little bit better if Collingwood loses.
TRENDING: CHALLENGER TRAUMA
LMAO THERE COULD BE NO CLEARER INDICATOR THAT BLUESKY IS FOR OLD PEOPLE
Remember to take your blood pressure meds today, peepaws and meemaws
SHAZAM!
"The way some of these other immigrants are getting treated in our country right now is a travesty and a disgrace... I think what’s going on in our country — what we’re doing to some of these amazing immigrants, is really unfortunate and it’s really sad." - Charles Barkley on CBS
And Translink services in Queensland have been 50¢ a ride for the past couple of years.
Taken from the Italian "gabinetto," which while formally meaning "cabinet," it is most often used to say "shithouse."
the fuck is going on with the rise in "lol ur fuckin gay" as an attack ad from dems
People magazine news alert: Charlie Kirk's Mentor Jeff Webb, the Father of Modern Cheerleading, Dies in Freak Pickleball Accident
Me: Okay, calm down and have a seat, People magazine. Now say it again, this time SLOWLY, because I don't think I heard you right.
People magazine (takes deep breath):
