Na-na-na-na-na-na-naa-na-naaaa!

D.L. HUGHLEY: “Iran is stronger today — they fought the mightiest military in the world to a standstill… If I fight Mike Tyson and he doesn’t knock me out - I fuckin’ won.” @realdlhughley.bsky.social

But I don't know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs
They're calling again

The SOB is enjoying sll this. Any other president would be showing the strain, even Nixon or LBJ.
Not TFG. He's in his glory, with the whole damned world forced to pay attention to HIM while he controls the game.

Evil motherfucker.

Any day is a little bit better if Collingwood loses.

TRENDING: CHALLENGER TRAUMA

LMAO THERE COULD BE NO CLEARER INDICATOR THAT BLUESKY IS FOR OLD PEOPLE

Remember to take your blood pressure meds today, peepaws and meemaws

SHAZAM!

"The way some of these other immigrants are getting treated in our country right now is a travesty and a disgrace... I think what’s going on in our country — what we’re doing to some of these amazing immigrants, is really unfortunate and it’s really sad." - Charles Barkley on CBS

And Translink services in Queensland have been 50¢ a ride for the past couple of years.

Taken from the Italian "gabinetto," which while formally meaning "cabinet," it is most often used to say "shithouse."

the fuck is going on with the rise in "lol ur fuckin gay" as an attack ad from dems

People magazine news alert: Charlie Kirk's Mentor Jeff Webb, the Father of Modern Cheerleading, Dies in Freak Pickleball Accident

Me: Okay, calm down and have a seat, People magazine. Now say it again, this time SLOWLY, because I don't think I heard you right.

People magazine (takes deep breath):

Happy to know and have met Greg IRL, and he's a fellow MINI Electric driver. 🚙🚗

the types of podcasts: a guide

Yeah, cuz that's what's important. GTFOH

A lot of recent headlines feel suspiciously like MadLibs

I’m at ICE HQ

Looking forward to ICE ending these long lines at TSA checkpoints the only way they know how -- dispersing tear gas and savagely assaulting anyone who's left

As someone who really dislikes TSA, the average TSA bully wants to pull you out of line, waste an hour of your day, get to be big man on campus for 60 min and then send you on your way. The ICE guy wants to shoot you in the face. Different vibe

"When asked about over-crowding, Larry explained that the crowds are filled up like that so everyone can get stronger by catching more germs, meaning everyone not at the expensive concert will die sooner."

😂😂😂

Whether it’s Barack Obama wearing a tan suit to a press conference or Donald Trump saying that he’s glad that Robert Mueller is dead, both presidents shattered some of Washington’s most sacred norms.

Is there a way to mute or block anything with the SOS emoji? User handles especially?

When Megan used to do this it gave the same warm vibe as @craigweekend.bsky.social still does

Shout out to an old friend

Screenshot of labeled skeet containing a photo of pork loin that my labeler labeled as “contains trump’s face”

This is the funniest false positive for my labeller @facelabels.bsky.social so far

So many boundary throws this season from 3 m inside the line. Is this new? #AFLTigersSuns #AFL

So far this game: Lynch, Trac, now Nankervis. Add them to the growing list across the comp #AFLTigersSuns #AFL

What is up with all the hammy injuries this season? #AFLTigersSuns #AFL