The solution for that is splitting it, adding about 1/2 tsp. peanut butter, and reassembling. Def not dusty anymore.

Parents can pull out all the baby pics they want as long as they never show *that one* to the new girlfriend.

Well it’s Ligue 1, so: coq bloq

Lebowski: actually, Walter is right about everything except recognizing paralysis by sight

Let’s also not forget all the esoteric wordplay around textualism/originalism/other kinds of conservative jurisprudence.

ooh ooh ooh you could get another one and dress her up as labrübrü

more like yolo contendere

It's a great point—I like her work but this is a perceptive insight as to why some people may not.

(ma)^2(i)(ze)^2

time for another edition of the famous online show "does it slaw?" #slawsky

you told me once it was “behringerrülez!!!11!” but that may have been a light psyop on your part

i'm guessing it has to do with the nexus of immediate child care needs and planned in-person instruction

... not having "enough" majors.

These departments have to always be "in trouble" no matter how well they're performing because to admit that they're doing well would be to admit that they, and not the STEM units or the business school, should get that faculty line/those resources/etc.

This is all part of the university admin two-step of never admitting that disfavored programs are actually successful:
• If you've got a bunch of majors, they'll ding you for section enrollments or tuition $/faculty hour.
• If you sections are full, they'll ding you for...(1/2)

He has, however, been Catholic for longer than the Confederacy existed.

[no, i am not handing it to him]

A movie throuple that would definitely have a podcast

tired: canon law
wired: fanon law

What makes it are the henchvicars.

Monty Python’s The Bishop YouTube video by Cathode Ray Terrors

This might be as close to that as actually-existing-things get: youtu.be/iqgaX_skm8w?...

hey grendel make sure ya says hi to yer folks for me

can't wait for them to call the cagggliari-yoodineez match

There's a huge difference between "it'll be very difficult but you *can* still elect your way out of strongman rule" and "no you can't," and hopefully it'll keep the right people aligned with an imperfect Europe and an imperfect West.

pick up some baguettes, make a day of it

cancel the ups for getting carded himself, also van de ven, harrumph

hopefully, after all of his build-from-the-back, bait-the-press stuff he probably did in training, De Zerbi told him he can just huck it up the field if he feels the need

i mean, if ur into that sort of thing

Ups to Porro for selling the ref on Brobbey's yellow. Masterful dark arts stuff.

the TRUE r2d2

[why no, there's no autobiographical reason why my reservoir of this kind of material is so deep and detailed, no earthly reason at all <eye twitch>]