the palantir fascist manifesto doesn't even mention making music the fundamental principle of the state. gabriele d'annunzio would be so disappointed

a close up of a man 's face with the words why do you cry below him Alt: Arnold Schwarznegger as the T-800 in Terminator 2 asking John Connor the question, "Why do you cry?"

me to my cat at 4 AM

Bart sitting on a curb in Shelbyville. He is gesturing toward a yellow lemon-shaped rock and says "This whole raid was as useless as that yellow lemon-shaped rock over there. Wait a minute."

Bart standing up excitedly and approaching the yellow lemon-shaped rock saying, "There's a lemon behind that rock." (There is in fact a lemon behind the yellow lemon-shaped rock)

everything from "Lemon of Troy"

i wonder what my cat thinks about moving

they're not conservative, they're regressive

A peer reviewed study shows a promising link between flu and shingles vaccines and a reduced risk of dementia. A heroin addict who cut off a raccoon’s penis for “further study” says these vaccines cause autism. For busy Americans, it can be hard to know who to trust.

but somehow someone keeps saying 'yes.' like RFK Jr has power over people. a sewage-imbibing roadkill-eating emptyhead has power over peoples' lives

like we just made up america, and then we invited a bunch of anti-government fuckheads to destroy it, and now we're like 'should this anti-government fuckhead have this kind of power?' and the answer is "NO"

*being beaten to death by ET's family with hammers*
y'know, i get it

nicki minaj could've been regular rapper crazy, instead she went full MAGA. look we can forgive a lot, but that ain't it

favorite bible verse? “EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD."

i think you are describing a video game. i was describing star citizen

star citizen is all: "remember the beginning of half-life with the tram ride or going down to rapture" but it's to get anywhere at all

deinonychus crew 4 lyfe

There are 4 types of Complex ghosts:
Twisteds (don't know they're dead)
Jiminies (try to be your conscience)
Copycats (doppelgangers)
Spoilers (dispense prophecies)

"bluesky is dying"

i came to this site because i thought it was already dead

i thought i would be participating in whalefall

realized that i don't really have executive dysfunction but rather that i trained myself to procrastinate and thrive off the stress caused by said procrastination

[george w voice] clavucular

are there other ways to forget other than 'plumb'?

The wah slide guitar part from "More Human Than Human" only it's Owen Wilson saying "Wow"

I joined a coven of DJ witches called Wicca-Wicca-Wow

*alfred nobel inventing dynamite*
Ok, wow, this blew up. Be sure to listen to my soundcloud (the dust cloud kicked up by the explosion)

Mother!

"Let it flow, let yourself go
Slow and low, that is the tempo..."

ever since i discovered eggs will cook on real low if you just leave them there i have been eating more eggs

or are most subject to patterns

in 1998, when i was still in high school, they sent out a sheet with profiles for school shooters/bombers. it went like: male, white, likes to blow things up and me and my fellow white dudes were like 'sounds about right' and y'know what they were right to profile us

goin' back in time to, like, 2015

what did ahab mean when he said "more like moby bitch"

i am neither sure how to do the gas face nor can i figure out when to use it