Maybe I should stop watching Jurassic World/Park movies. I’m just so jaded I no longer feel sorry for them. Like these people don’t need a merciful god they need OSHA, a candy bar wrapper really. #Jurassicworldrebirth
Posts by Jess Sharpless
Late night thoughts, I browse yet another dating app that I will delete in 2 weeks,I don’t need a partner, I want physical and emotional intimacy. I also know that my physical appearance is wannabe hot topic Mrs. Clause. I should get a new cat,buy a better vibrator and come to terms with life alone.
When you’re that geeky fangirl and decide you’re making a playlist of potential character theme songs for CR campaign 4 because you can…maybe it’s just a way to get it out of my head… whatever love it, hate it, it’s here.
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Also I mean I do have friends and they’re lovely. So are their partners and such. It’s just the Singles population in my zone that is an absolute nightmare.
Sadly not by that name, if I do at all.
I give up and shall shout my frustration into the public void. I hate being single, over 40, liberal, and no conforming in West Virginia. I keep starting new online dating profiles and I always end up more frustrated. It’s beginning to feel like the only way I’ll ever meet someone is by relocating.
And just like that I’m gonna be searching for a new anime because himbos.
Were-fight, megazord fight, kaiju fight who can say in this pile of every trope.
And now we have a stereotypical pirate betrayal, I’ll bet he has a change of heart in three episodes and be an ally. Ohh and we have something that looks so much like the game of thrones throne room that it’s a wonder HBO hasn’t sued.
Oh look clumsy wizards brother is little finger from Temu.
P4… thus far we have warriors princess, kind old duke, corrupt wizard advisor, evil prince/king, clumsy student wizard, not the cabbage merchant, and the Sansa Starke from season one you ordered on wish.
P3…I await a proper Himbo our hero is too smart and generic to be one.
P2…. Drew’s home village thinks he killed his mom but it was actually a different werecreature who was hunting him. His mom’s last words were find Duke Bergen. He having been given his trope call to action does so and meets a female scout in training that meets all warrior princess trope beats.
Ooh I know a play by play in concept…. P1
Our story features Drew a cookie cutter chosen one who was a farm kid that just found out he’s some kind of werewolf. He dresses like Sokka but has the personality of an empty pair of pants that we’re supposed to identify with, but he’s kind.
It’s honestly a little mid, but they’re robbing every major fantasy franchise to have existed in the last 30 years. Like honestly I am impressed with how many different things they stole from here.
For @maimysantiago99.bsky.social as I miss our entertainment moments…Wartching The Wolf King animated series on Netflix. Oranges merchant is the new Cabbage merchant.
Screenshot from the actual verified White House twitter account. We really are living in the worst timeline. Also didn’t we fight a literal war about this in 1776?
First they came for the immigrants, and I did not speak out—because I was not an immigrant…. Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak for me.
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How to know you live in a dystopian time line…when someone has to issue preemptive pardons to public servants because the incompetent regime won’t like the actual acts of governing they did. www.bbc.com/news/article...
The group plural for Lesbians is a Passel? This an interesting one. I feel like I need a list of queer plural groups now, like could I be part of a globbel of Pansexuals or do we already have a word?
Absofuckinglutely, I want the cash.
At 22 I still thought I could pull off hot, now if the prince asked me to dinner I’m asking him how much money he wins on the bet if he brings the fattest girl in.
I used to feel like I could be Cinderella or Belle when I was a kid. Now I’m pretty sure if some Gothic Prince or Princess Charming showed up I’d probably turn into Molly Grue.
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You know this no edit buttons thing is for the birds. *if they leave can I immigrate?
If they can I immigrate?
Fun at PAX U, it maybe a super obscure cosplay but I still love my angry little shop elf. #PAXUCritter
But it’s such a fun song, I’m binging it, Nothin’ Under the Tree, and Deck the Bear way too hard right now.