Paused MAD MEN while Ted Chaough’s partner was in the hospital and the HBO Max interstitial ad made it look like his dying wish was for a Whopper.

baseball has two basic modes:
1. grumpy, slow-paced cotillion
2. drama avalanche where it feels like you’ve been kidnapped but in a way you enjoy for some reason

kind of stunned that Trump has managed to fuck up so badly it actually surprised me. I thought I had dialed up my contempt for his intellect as far as it would go, but it turns out he is dumber than it is possible to understand

a series of prints of lola bunny wearing a team jersey with a big carrot shaped like a baseball bat on her shoulder. the teams include the cubs, padres, astros, and braves. cost ranges from $44.99 to $159.99

dig deep enough into the collectibles section of the MLB fan shop and you can find some really unnerving stuff

Kind of feel like a lot of politicians, even in Minnesota, are misreading the implications of this moment. I feel like the past three days have been tremendously radicalizing for so many people. I have witnessed it even in my own small communities, it goes beyond just incandescent rage.

losing my mind at the "she should have followed directions" people

really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?

the video is out, there is no reason to not send local law enforcement to arrest the ice agent in question and yes i know they will refuse to hand them over and you treat that exactly how you would treat it under any other similar circumstance

definitive evidence that trump hates this dude

Circuit City. Today is the Vernal Equinox and the sunrise and sunset light aligns perfectly with the Chicago grid system creating the phenomena known as Chicagohenge.

Something I can't get over about the Trump presidency is just how humiliating it looks from the outside, just total and utter humiliation on the world stage, how pathetic it looks that a president is hawking his billionaire pal's garbage cars from the office, there's no other way to describe it.

Canada just released a housing catalog of pre-designed homes for all 10 provinces, developed by local architecture and engineering teams to align with regional building codes, planning regulations, climate zones, construction methods, and materials.

Every state needs to do this immediately!

he was so entertaining and such a goofster that we tend not to think of him this way, but rickey henderson was flat out one of the very greatest american athletes who's ever lived

only real take on the Daniel Penny thing is that it's beyond clear that sustained visible public disorder, even if not actually that dangerous, makes otherwise open/liberal/cosmopolitan people into frothing reactionaries by now, and appeals to empathy aren't an effective counter.

the frenzy over the hunter biden pardon is a good reminder that the press knows how to make something a scandal and has decided that nothing trump does is truly deserving of that treatment

Same vibe

Democrats will often look at something that doesn’t poll well and think “oh no, better move away from that!” but they’re getting their role backwards. parties influence public opinion. if you’re purely reactive, you’re just letting the GOP frame every debate.

the cover of not like us, big house with a bunch of sex offender alert icons

2025 white house cabinet meeting

Teacher : "Can you tell the name of 2 great Kings who have brought happiness and peace into people's lives?" Student : "Smo-King and Drin-King” Teacher Resigned !

Teacher Resigned !

one day you're going to see elon posting "we just cut 200 million dollars going to bull weevil outbreak prevention 😂😂" and then a couple months later the entire midwest will be decimated by the first mass bull weevil outbreak since 1884

my plan to save the democratic party is to ask people what their favorite episode of the west wing is and if they have an answer they are banned from leadership positions at the dnc

Work is kinda like this today. ASS! Lol

cooking is when you use onions and garlic. the more onions and garlic you use the more cooking it is

I am seeing more and more opinions bubbling up about how throwing trans people to the wolves would be a winning strategy for Democrats, and I just want to quickly say: Fuck off with that absolute dog shit.

Mournful for a future never promised but hoped for

I think the drive to throw everything away when this team was one game, at one point, one inning, away from reaching the world series, speaks to how little people understand how to maintain a good baseball team

if Mario Kart was about pure driving I would win every race but unfortunately my competitors insist on engaging in a great deal of unsportsmanlike behaviour

Bluesky? Yeah, I sure hope it is lol