the teenagers don't know the Caramelldansen dance

You did it!

I was the 3rd backer!

You look great!

jokes on him because my breadsticks and panini were not good today RIP

normally no one comments on me forgetting to switch my prescription safety glasses for regular glasses, but the guy at the Glorioso's deli counter CALLED ME OUT (he was joking)

watching all of my friends and acquaintances come around to the "radical" political opinions I've had since I was a teenager is the wildest part of the 2020s

DM me for my venmo lol

When Baz Luhrman had the guns say "sword" on the side in Romeo + Juliet, that was the best choice that has been made in any modern adaptation ever.

All Roombas Go to Heaven

A picture of Penta el Zero Miedo wearing a green shamrock bowler hat he took from the crowd, striking a pose for the camera with his arms folded, on the St. Patrick's Day Smash episode of AEW Dynamite in 2021.

Today is the only day you can post this picture of Penta. 🤼‍♂️

Hangman getting blood on the lens might be the coolest thing ever and Hangman lost and I hate everything.

much better.

aew better not have hired rousey. that better be a one-time appearance.

I described rousey to my roommate as "known transphobe and sandy hook denier ronda rousey"

I forgot until just now I have jury duty tomorrow

A few photos of robotics competition so far

With the man himself at Big Gay Brunch 2021

I did a double take because this is the spray olive oil container

I learned the word "groutfit" recently and now I see men wearing them everywhere

Last night my 25lb dog stole a package of tortillas off the counter and ate 3.

the holy trinity The Felt is not The Hand is not The Henson Spirit. But together...they are Muppet.

had a very respectful chat about theology tonight

People that are the right height to talk to Muppets (besides Sabrina Carpenter):
-Lady Gaga
-Dolly Parton
-Danny DeVito and Rhea Pearlman
-Kylie Minogue
-Becky G
-Rachel Dratch
-Alex Borstein
-Ken Jeong
-Billy Joel
-Patton Oswalt

Forbidden strawberry frosting (grease)

Measles exposure in Milwaukee “We urge anyone who may have been exposed to check their MMR vaccination status and monitor for symptoms through February 19.”

Hope everyone is having a great Friday night and here's a press release on a confirmed measles exposure in Milwaukee.

3XL immediately sold out RIP :(

The forbidden blue raspberry frosting

Sabrina Carpenter is the perfect height to talk to Muppets

Thinking of changing my dating profile to say "looking for someone to split the deluxe fajitas at Botanas with"

the only foods I have seen the college student who mentors one of the robotics teams with me eat are pizza and various forms of chicken covered in BBQ sauce. I was worried about his nutrition so today I brought him homemade spaghetti and meatballs with garlic bread.