hasan makes an obvious joke and has generally good politics and the media is like we need to drown him to prove he's not a witch. meanwhile tucker carlson goes live and talks about how demons are real and one tried to eat him in his sleep once and the media is like he seems trustworthy

If I was trying to fleece 250 mil from the Atlantic, I would at least do a better job of getting rid of any incriminating evidence about their claim. Kash "Crazy Eyes" Patel is out here like "trust me bro, I don't drink on the job" (inb4 the hockey locker room video is shown to him again)

Jesus Christ I can't wait for these chucklefucks to go away. Im so tired of hearing their childish counters to simple questions.

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Me, for no reason, almost 20 years later: ...man, why wasn't Tali romanceable in ME1? And only by MaleShep in ME2/3?

Replaying Fallout New Vegas with a Legion run, and even when I'm TRYING to rp my character as a cutthroat bitch I just can't be mean to people

What if the little digital people in the game feel bad :(

Please tell me they didn't show him how to use genAI to write this post lol. This is way too wordy and researched to be tRump original thought 😄

Team Charm, my lovies lol

Our top 2012 scientists tried to figure out what the fox says and after over a decade of research I can tell you that at least in my experience it's usually: Harder, Daddy

Very good scene lol

The Democrats sense that they're gonna cruise to midterm victory by doing nothing and offering nothing and are using it as a freebie to punch left to make sure the voters don't get any ideas.

Seeing people losing their mind over a twitch emoji and thinking about how cool it would be to live in a vast unending prairie with no other intelligent life anywhere near me for light years

Arm-Armor if you will

You absolutely SHOULD NOT go around telling people that data centers are full of gold, silver, palladium, copper, and that the data centers are almost entirely unstaffed.

Of these twenty four films Disney announced only five aren't sequels, remakes or franchise entries. Of Those five only two are for kids and only three are original screenplays not based on existing books. This is a list of films being released over the next three years. Just...sit with that a moment

rent lowering gunshot: if your nuclear doomsday scenario starts with "terrorists/the mafia/another non-state actor got a nuke" you are a hack and a fraud and I hope your book or movie fails

Fighting the war on perverts on the side of the perverts

rockwell guy standing up

i think governments should stop tweeting and go back to official press releases/joint statements

I love playing games because it lets me live my wildest fantasies, such as waking up fully rested, and owning my own house

Italy passed a law that allows up to 3 days off to care for ill pets.

We Deserve Better Than This….

He looks like shit, and there's a non-zero chance that burger never got touched by his hands after the photo shoot.

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Bessent has the look of a man who has never been punched in the face, but sorely needs to be.

"It's the thing inside the computers-big computers, you see- and it tells the machine how to run the numbers right"

Can this man f*cking perish already? God, this is insane!

The thing about borders is that they shouldn't exist. There's genuinely no justification for them that isn't ultimately racism.